125 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Boyfriend.
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly. You keep me sticky but you taste so good!"
"You're the reason I check my phone all the time. Just kidding, I’m checking my Pokemon too."
"I love you even when you’re on your phone, face down in your food."
"You're like my favorite breakfast cereal. I could eat you all day."
"Being with you is like having my cake and eating it too. And I really love cake!"
"You had me at 'let's order pizza.'"
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"I love you more than the last slice of pizza."
"You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"You’re the reason I have a smile on my face and pizza in my hand."
"They say love is blind; I say it’s just a little nearsighted."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d start thinking of you so I could get a dollar."
"I’m not saying you’re the best boyfriend, but you’re definitely in the top one!"
"You’re like my favorite shirt: I can’t believe I found you, but I definitely want to keep you."
"You’re the reason I wake up smiling. Well, that and the fact that I’m usually late for work."
"You're my favorite distraction, and I really hope you don't mind that I'm slightly unproductive because of you."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even if he steals all the good pieces."
"If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right... but can we still order takeout?"
"You're the Wi-Fi to my heart, and without you, I’m just a slow connection."
"I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself. But also, you found my pizza stash."
"You're a really great catch, and I'm not just saying that because I'm hungry."
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"You’re like my phone’s hot spot. I can’t live without you."
"I love you like I love my snacks... which is a lot."
"You’re the ketchup to my fries. I could never eat you without something else."
"Let’s be like cookies and milk: perfect together, but not something anybody wants to see in public."
"I love you even when our cuddles lead to those awkward positions."
"You're the only person I want to laugh with for the rest of my life, and maybe fall asleep too."
"I told my boyfriend that he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"I love you more than pizza, but please don’t make me choose."
"My boyfriend and I met on the internet and my mother asked him what line he used to get me. He said, 'I’ll take it from here, Mom.'"
"I’m not saying I’m the best boyfriend, but I did agree to watch that rom-com with you."
"My boyfriend thinks I’m a keeper. Too bad he’s a catch and I’m not fishing."
"A boyfriend is a boyfriend until your mom asks you if you’ve broken up yet."
"You make me laugh even when I don’t want to."
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"I love you like Kanye loves Kanye."
"I didn’t believe in love at first sight until my boyfriend proposed. Now I believe in permanent eyesight."
"My boyfriend is like a software update. Whenever I see him, I think, 'Not now.'"
"If you think I’m going to change for you, you’re right! I’m going to change my locks."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when your boyfriend asks for the last piece."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!"
"My boyfriend and I have the kind of relationship where we can fight, then laugh and then fight again, but always with love in our hearts."
"They say love is blind, but I can definitely see your flaws."
"I told my boyfriend he was drawing his eyebrows too high. He looked surprised."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"When I fell in love with you, I was complete. Then you made me feel even more complete and like I shouldn’t have eaten that full pizza."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly... only slightly less sticky."
"Never underestimate the power of a boyfriend who can make you laugh."
"Real love is when your boyfriend snores and you find it adorable."
"Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you too."
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot."
"You're like a fart – I may not always like you, but you always make me laugh."
"I love you. Even though you make me crazy, I still wouldn’t trade you for anything… except maybe chocolate."
"I told my boyfriend he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug."
"I love you even when you're annoying. Just kidding, especially when you're annoying."
"If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life jacket… I would miss you so much!"
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!"
"I love you, but I will always love pizza more."
"You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, ‘Not now.’"
"I love you more than my morning coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile… and sometimes trip."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"You’re the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life. Just kidding, you’re mostly just the butter."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"I’d pick you over a million dollars… but I’d still like to have the million dollars."
"I love you, but I’m pretty sure you’re the reason I have trust issues… with food!"
"You’re kind of like my phone charger. Without you, I’d die!"
"In the grand scheme of things, you’re my favorite weirdness!"
"Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber."
"You had me at ‘Let’s order pizza.’"
"They say that love is like a good cup of coffee… strong, sweet, and keeps you up all night."
"You’re my favorite error."
"I'd climb a mountain for you. But the mountain would be way more fun if you were with me."
"You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"Sure, I love you. But you need to carry your weight around the house."
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Being in a relationship is like having a pet. You can’t escape the fact that you’re responsible for someone else's happiness."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber!"
"I’m yours, no refunds."
"You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life. And sometimes I want to throw you out the window."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly. Sometimes, sticky and messy but oh so good together!"
"I fell in love with you at first sight. Well, you stepped into my view – and I tripped over my own feet."
"I love you a latte, but not as much as I love coffee."
"If I was a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber'."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I sure love you."
"You're like my favorite song: I could listen to you all day and never get tired."
"I love you even when I’m really hungry."
"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple."
"Being with you is like having a dream come true. But then I wake up and realize you're still snoring."
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot!"
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
"You're like a fart; I can't hold it in."
"I told my therapist about you. We're both laughing."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"I love you even when I'm really hungry."
"You're my favorite distraction."
"You're the reason I wake up with a smile... and then I remember I have to get out of bed."
"I'd be lost without you, or just really confused."
"You're the only person I would share my snacks with."
"My love for you is like an internet connection—it's always buffering."
"We may not be a perfect couple, but we're a perfect team of weirdos."
"You're like the Wi-Fi—I'm feeling a strong connection."
"You're the only person I want to annoy for the rest of my life."
"Let's be like a really bad movie—cheesy, but still fun."
"You're my favorite notification."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
"You're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business."
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple."
"You're proof that even the best things can be totally ridiculous."
"I love you more than I love my phone, and that's a big deal."
"Without you, I'm like a donut without sprinkles."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"You're my lobster!"
"You’re like my favorite song on repeat."
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