120 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Cold Weather.
"I’m so cold, I’m going to start wearing a scarf in the shower."
"Cold weather is not a reason to be miserable. It's an invitation to layer up and laugh out loud."
"If you think it’s cold outside, just wait until you turn on the heater."
"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"
"The cold never bothered me anyway. Probably because I'm too busy freezing my butt off!"
"A snowman is not just a puddle with a bad haircut."
"I'm still in love with winter. It’s my favorite time to put on my snow boots and pretend I’m going to walk around for hours just to freeze!"
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"I love the smell of snow, it smells like winter and cold hands."
"Winter is a season of recovery and preparation."
"I’d like to see you in a snowstorm. I mean, you know, I wouldn’t want to be there, but I’d like to see it."
"So, yeah. It’s cold outside. If you see me wearing three pairs of socks, mind your own business!"
"Everyone wants me to be winter but I am always summer."
"I hate cold weather. It’s the only thing that gets under my skin."
"Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful."
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if that white runs out, I’ll drink the red!"
"Snowflakes are kisses from heaven, but frostbite is just rude."
"I feel like I’m in a horror movie, and winter is the monster that keeps finding me!"
"To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold."
"Nothing dulls the mindset like cold weather and warm wool socks."
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! As long as I'm inside!"
"Cold weather is just another reminder of why hot chocolate was invented."
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"You know it’s cold when you see penguins wearing scarves."
"I used to hate winter, but now I just love it! Mostly because I’ve figured out how to stay warm while making snow angels!"
"What a strange thing! To be alive beneath cherry blossoms."
"I love winter. It's like a small vacation in my own backyard."
"There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"Cold weather creates warm hearts."
"I thought I was going to die in the cold, but I think I just overreacted."
"I like cold weather. It makes me feel alive."
"In icicles and snowflakes, I find my spirit and my sanity."
"If you think it's cold out, just wait 'til you see my ex's heart!"
"What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness?"
"I have a passion for ice and snow that makes me feel alive."
"Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled."
"Winter: When people are wearing coats because it’s too cold, and the coats are even cold."
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"Winter is like a love affair, turning your heart into an icebox."
"It's so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is time for home."
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Just don’t let it freeze my assets!"
"I don’t mind cold weather. I just hate being cold."
"The only thing that’s cold in winter is my heart."
"Why do penguins build their houses Tuxedo style?"
"In winter, the air is so clear, the colors so vibrant, and the nights so long; it’s the perfect time to appreciate the world around us."
"Ice fishing: where the other fishing isn't cold enough."
"I hate being cold, but I love the activities that being cold enables."
"All you can do is laugh at the weather during winter."
"The beauty of winter is that you can make an igloo, and the fun is that every day feels like a new work of art."
"What a cold and miserable day! I couldn't even see my breath - it just kept icing up in my lungs."
"I love the cold weather. It means you get to play in the snow."
"I don’t know why I live in New England. I hate the cold."
"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
"Cold weather serves to create warmth."
"Winter is coming. I hope you’re ready for it."
"It's so cold, I almost got a brain freeze in my soul."
"I've been cold my whole life. I can't wait to finally have some warmer weather."
"Cold weather? Bring it on! I’ll wear my referenda."
"I love the cold, it's a perfect excuse to snuggle up with a blanket."
"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet."
"Winter is nature's time to snooze."
"I think I’d be a little bit depressed if it were warm all the time."
"In the depths of winter, I finally found within me, an invincible summer."
"A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together!"
"The sky is gray, the sun’s not shining, and it’s freezing cold. Fantastic!"
"Cold is the new black."
"Winter is coming, and it’s a great time for a cup of warm cider."
"I have only to look on the cold and exposure of others to admire a great deal in my own fortune."
"What is winter? A time when people are too cold to care about personal hygiene."
"If you think winter is so cold, remember that summer is not far behind!"
"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"If you don’t like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes."
"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar in the cold."
"It’s so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"
"Cold is a state of mind. I like to think of it as ‘cool’."
"I love the cold; it’s nature’s way of reminding us not to be so lazy!"
"Winter: a time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire."
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
"A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship."
"I’m in favor of snow globes. Everything looks better when it’s in a snow globe."
"You know it’s cold outside when you’re too cold to think about swimming."
"That’s the thing about people who think they hate winter: they’re just sad because it’s winter."
"When life gives you snow, just say 'let it go.'"
"In winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move."
"Is it too late to bring back cardigans?"
"The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain."
"Keep calm and enjoy the snow!"
"Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood."
"I love the snow, I love the winter, I love everything that comes with it."
"Winter is coming… and it’s fabulous."
"I’ve got a lovely bunch of cold weather tunes."
"Penguins are kinda like a cowboy’s kids; they just hang around and look cool."
"Snowmen fall from heaven… unassembled."
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow – just not on my driveway!"
"Remember, wherever you go, there you are. Unless it’s cold outside, then you should probably find somewhere warm."
"When the weather's cold, the heart gets warmer."
"I'm so cold, my goosebumps have goosebumps."
"The cold never bothered me anyway."
"It's too cold to change my mind."
"If you think it’s cold outside, just imagine how cold it is in my heart."
"Winter is coming, and I’m not talking about Game of Thrones!"
"I love the winter, I found it so beautiful to see a snowflake fall. But when I get cold, I'm not so joyful."
"I can’t feel my face... oh wait, that’s just the cold."
"Cold is a state of mind. And I’m getting colder by the minute."
"You know it’s cold outside when your breakfast is a frozen one."
"It’s snowing! Time to go make angels… and then complain about how cold it is."
"I went outside to see the winter wonderland and ended up with an ice-olation."
"I hope to be as warm as my hot chocolate this winter!"
"Winter: when the weather is cold and so is my heart."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. But right now, I'm underdressed!"
"If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes... to freeze your butt off!"
"Never get cold feet... unless you're in snow, then it's understandable."
"I'd rather be in a tropical paradise than wearing the second-skin of winter."
"Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth... but mostly for blankets!"
"Cold weather is like a blanket. Wait, I meant too cold to care about the blanket."
"There’s no bad weather, just inappropriate clothing. But I still don’t want to go out in it!"
"I wish I could freeze time... well, not time; just the winter."
"Why does winter always feel so much longer than summer? Maybe because I’m too cold to move!"
"Snowflakes are like kisses from heaven… too cold for my liking!"
"I could be a morning person... if it were always summer: sunny and warm!"
"The best part of winter? Staying inside where it’s warm with a cup of hot cocoa!"
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