131 result(s) for Funny Volleyball Quotes.
"I can't believe I got a yellow card in volleyball for making my opponent laugh."
"Volleyball: where helping your opponent up after a fall is always a set-up."
"I spike my coffee in the morning and my volleyball in the afternoon."
"In volleyball, you can’t blame the ball for not passing, just like you can’t blame your friend for not setting you up with a date."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about volleyball!"
"Life is about how you handle the spikes."
"If you think volleyball is funny, try hitting the ball into your own face."
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"Why do volleyball players make terrible comedians? Because their timing is just a bit off!"
"Forget the glass slippers; this princess wears volleyball shoes!"
"I love the feeling of a ball hitting my hand; I don't love the feeling of a ball hitting my face."
"When in doubt, set it out!"
"Volleyball! The only place where ‘getting served’ is a good thing."
"Volleyball players have a way of setting things straight."
"If volleyball were a person, I would hug it."
"Smashing balls and taking names!"
"How do volleyball players keep track of their life? They set goals!"
"Why did the volleyball player bring string to the game? To tie the score!"
"Keep calm and serve on."
"Volleyball: where you can hit on someone without getting in trouble!"
"My bag is way heavier than my teammate, and she wonders why I always have the best stuff for the game."
"Volleyball girls do it better!"
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"Always be ready for a sudden spike in excitement."
"The best part of volleyball? The after-party on the court!"
"In volleyball, you can’t hit a bad serve, only a bad attitude!"
"A good player knows how to keep their head above water with a good serve."
"Why did the volleyball player go to school? Because she wanted to improve her passing grade!"
"If you can't make it good, make it funny."
"Volleyball is like life: it’s full of bumps, sets, and spikes!"
"I love volleyball. It requires two things: agility and a sense of humor!"
"The only time to be serious is when you're trying to make a good pass."
"I set my goals high, then I spike them!"
"Life without volleyball is like a world without sunshine and 30-point scores."
"There are no bad days on the volleyball court, just bad serves!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch!"
"I can’t think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself. Unless that someone is a volleyball player, then it's all about the digs!"
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"Volleyball: A sport that shows your true colors with every dig."
"Set it and forget it, but please don’t forget the right angle!"
"When life gives you lemons, grab a volleyball and dive for it!"
"Hitting a volleyball is like hitting a piñata: you need the right approach and aim!"
"There’s no crying in volleyball, unless you just hit the ball out!"
"A good volleyball player is like an illusionist: they can make the ball disappear right before your eyes!"
"Volleyball: the only sport where you can count on your teammates to drop the ball."
"Keep calm and serve on!"
"The difference between a good player and a great player is how they handle mistakes. And how they make fun of them!"
"I tried to play volleyball once, but I accidentally hit the referee instead!"
"My goal is to be the best player; if that doesn’t work, at least I'll get a good laugh out of it!"
"Have you heard about the volleyball player with a great sense of humor? She always serves a good punchline!"
"Why did the volleyball player bring string? Because she wanted to tie the score!"
"Volleyball is the best medicine... unless you have allergies to sand and sunscreen!"
"I’ve never met a hump that I couldn’t get over!"
"In volleyball, it’s all about serving and protecting what’s important—like your sense of humor!"
"There’s no such thing as a bad player, just a good excuse to laugh!"
"I love volleyball, but it doesn't love me back - it's always setting me up for failure."
"Volleyball: The only place where 'setting' your goals means putting the ball up."
"Why did the volleyball player bring a ladder? To reach new heights!"
"I told my volleyball team I was going to teach them to spike... but they just bounced back!"
"In volleyball, we don’t go by the rules. We go by the lifts!"
"I dig volleyball, but my team doesn’t always dig me back!"
"Why are volleyball players so good at math? They know how to set up the right angles!"
"If volleyball were a relationship, it would be complicated – there are always too many sets involved!"
"Volleyball is like a date: If you can’t serve right, you won’t get a second chance!"
"Life is like a volleyball game; you have to avoid getting blocked to score!"
"The best part about volleyball? It’s all about the ace in your back pocket!"
"In volleyball, I may not always be the one to score, but I’ll definitely set you up for it!"
"What do you call a volleyball player who does a lot of comedy? A setter up!"
"Volleyball: where 'digging deep' is not just a phrase, it's a necessity!"
"If at first, you don’t succeed in volleyball, then maybe serve it again!"
"I attended a volleyball game and it got pretty intense… I thought I was going to need a chiropractor for all those saves!"
"My volleyball coach told me to ‘get my head in the game’, but I’m still wondering how to serve that!"
"I told my volleyball team to bring their A-game, but all they brought was their B-game – so we kept setting!"
"The hardest part of playing volleyball? Trying not to laugh when someone ducks under the net!"
"In volleyball, they say teamwork makes the dream work – unless someone misses the ball!"
"If volleyball is an art, then my team is the ones creating abstract masterpieces!"
"The secret to success in volleyball is laughter - because everyone knows you’ve got to handle the bumps!"
"Life is a set; play it with spike and a smile!"
"Volleyball players are real daredevils; they risk their face for a great save!"
"What’s a volleyball player’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat to set to!"
"The only thing better than a good spike is a well-timed joke in the dugout!"
"My favorite sport is volleyball because it involves a net. And nets are how I catch all the fun!"
"If you think volleyball is just a game, you’ve obviously never had to dig out of a hole..."
"In volleyball, you can't set your expectations too high, or you might just get blocked."
"I’m not saying I'm the best volleyball player, but I did play on the same court as the best… just not at the same time."
"Volleyball: where the players are set on winning, even when they're spiked!"
"I have a love/hate relationship with volleyball. I love to play, but I hate when I get served!"
"Volleyball is the only sport where you can feel like a superstar one minute and then a complete fool the next."
"Why was the volleyball player late? Because they kept getting stuck in the net!"
"I don’t always play volleyball, but when I do, I prefer to dive... right into the sand."
"Volleyball: the only sport where you can actually receive a serving and not end up in the kitchen!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can play volleyball and that’s kind of the same thing!"
"Volleyball is a game of skill, strategy, and slightly questionable athleticism!"
"Behind every great volleyball player is a parent who needs a drink!"
"If I was a volleyball, I’d want to be served all day!"
"Life is like volleyball; you’re going to get hit from all sides, but you just have to keep playing."
"I’d call volleyball a love affair, but it’s more like a comedy show—lots of laughs, some awkward moments, and a lot of diving."
"Volleyball: where ‘casual’ can mean anything from zero jumps to backflips!"
"They say patience is a virtue; try waiting for a volleyball to come back down!"
"I told my friend I'd play volleyball. He asked if I was trying to hit on someone."
"Volleyball players are the only ones who can dive for fun and not get in trouble for it!"
"You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to ride them—like a volleyball!"
"Volleyball is my therapy. It involves lots of spiking and very little talking!"
"Who needs therapy when you've got volleyball? Just spike it out!"
"In volleyball, it’s not whether you win or lose; it’s how you look while diving!"
"Why did the volleyball break up with their partner? Because they couldn’t handle the sets."
"Too much volleyball? Never heard of it!"
"Setting the world on fire, one attack at a time."
"I’m not a player; I just crush a lot."
"Happiness is a day at the beach with volleyball."
"I’m only here to practice my spikes and eat snacks."
"Volleyball: the only sport where you can score points and still be friends."
"Why take a gym class when you can just play volleyball? It’s basically a workout with friends."
"If you're not sweating, you're not trying hard enough… or you're on the wrong side of the net."
"Every time I jump, I feel like a volleyball ninja."
"I've got 99 problems but a dig ain't one."
"Life is short; play volleyball!"
"Eat. Sleep. Spike. Repeat."
"Spike it like it’s hot!"
"A bad day on the court is still better than a good day at work."
"I like big serves and I cannot lie!"
"Keep calm and play volleyball."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch."
"The volleyball court is my happy place."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can play volleyball, and that’s pretty close!"
"Volleyball: where the only thing we take seriously is fun!"
"I love volleyball because it’s a game of mistakes, and boy do I make a lot of them!"
"In volleyball, just like life, it’s all about setting the right goals."
"If volleyball was easy, it would be called football."
"Why be moody when you can shake your booty on the volleyball court?"
"The only drama I enjoy is in my volleyball game."
"We are all a little bit spiked and twisted in the head!"
"Volleyball: the art of not dropping the ball!"
"Serve it like you mean it!"
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