89 result(s) for Funny Movie Quotes.
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I have an idea: we put the bad guys in the car, we put the meat in the car, we drive away with the car and we just hope everything works out."
"Just keep swimming."
"I'll have what she's having."
"It's not a tumor!"
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
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"There's no place like home."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Get busy living or get busy dying."
"This is your brain on drugs."
"I've made a huge mistake."
"It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it."
"That rug really tied the room together."
"You know, you’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
"I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron."
"I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to the story than just pizza."
"Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"You can't fight City Hall."
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"I'm on fire!"
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk."
"I feel the need—the need for speed!"
"Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought Dix, and fought damn near everybody. And what did we get? We got Kansas!"
"It’s just a flesh wound."
"I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody."
"I’m in shape. Round is a shape!"
"It’s not about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
"It's great to be a part of something that’s so passionate for a group of people."
"I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"You can't handle the truth!"
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"I’m not a bad guy, I’m just drawn that way."
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."
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"That’s what she said!"
"I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"Well, nobody's perfect."
"It’s always a good time."
"I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise and I have worms."
"You can’t put a price on happiness, but you can put it on a burrito."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have."
"I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing it very well."
"Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"My mother always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"
"I’m not here to make friends."
"It's not a phase, mom!"
"There's a fine line between clever and stupid."
"You talking to me?"
"If it's not a good surprise, it's a surprise."
"Inconceivable!"
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
"I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth."
"Well, that escalated quickly."
"I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV."
"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you melons, you know you’re dyslexic."
"I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"I'm not a bad guy. I’m a good guy who does bad things."
"I’m not a player, I just crush a lot."
"I’m out of the loop, but I’m not out of the game."
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"It’s just a flesh wound!"
"I have a strict policy that nobody touches my stuff. Except for me."
"You can’t stop the beat!"
"This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"
"I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse."
"I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!"
"Just because you’re a character doesn’t mean you have character."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"You can’t handle the truth!"
"That’s what she said."
"This is the start of a beautiful friendship."
"I ain’t afraid of no ghost!"
"To infinity and beyond!"
"I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well."
"You had me at hello."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"You’re gonna need a bigger boat."
"I don’t need no stinkin’ badges!"
"Why so serious?"
"I love lamp."
"I’m the king of the world!"
"This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
"I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is."
"I think the world is ready for a unisex bathroom."
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