131 result(s) for Shrek Donkey Quotes.
"You know what that little donkey is saying? He's saying, 'Let's get out of here!' "
"I can't wait to see the look on that guy's face when he gets a load of me!"
"You think I’m just a big ball of sunshine? No, I’m big, and I’m a ball. And I’m also full of nonsense!"
"I can see you’re feeling a little wonky; I can help you feel all better!"
"I’m not just a mindless little sidekick. I’ve got thoughts, too!"
"Oh, you’re gonna love this! It’s ‘donkey-sauce’!"
"You gotta love the shiny, happy people!"
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"I’m like a cake; I have many layers!"
"I’m not a chicken! I’m a donkey!"
"I know it’s not easy being a big, tough ogre, but you got to lose your whole tough guy act!"
"Hey, what are you doing? I thought we were friends!"
"It ain’t just me! I’m like an onion; I have layers!"
"You had a bedtime story, while I had a whole collection of them!"
"This is gonna be fun! We’re gonna have so much fun together!"
"I'm going to take that cookie and eat it!"
"I am Donkey! And you are an ogre!"
"We’re gonna be best friends forever; that’s what we are!"
"Do you hear that? It’s the sound of my happiness!"
"Do you think I’m cute? Am I cute?"
"You know what I like? A nice, friendly dance!"
"I can’t help it; I’m a chatty little donkey!"
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"You can count on me in every adventure!"
"You’re my best friend, Shrek, and I’m sticking with you!"
"I’m just saying, if you were going to marry a princess, she should love you for you!"
"I’ve got the moves! Watch me dance!"
"You know what? You are a nice guy! You’re a great big, green, scary ogre. But you are a nice guy!"
"I’m making waffles!"
"You gotta stop and smell the roses, you know what I’m saying?"
"You see, ogres are like onions. They have layers!"
"I ain’t no hunter, but I woulda brought home dinner!"
"You’re not gonna eat me, are you? I mean, I don’t taste good!"
"I can’t take it anymore! I’m just so happy! I can’t believe it!"
"What’s the matter with you? You don’t like waffles?"
"You know, I really like you, but you gotta stop smiling. You’re freaking me out!"
"I’m a ‘crumble’ muffin, not a big, scary ogre!"
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"I’m not a mess, I’m just misunderstood!"
"You think that’s funny? You think that’s funny? It’s not funny!"
"You know, I could really use a shower. And a bath. And maybe a hot tub."
"Hey, that’s my half of the swamp!"
"Don’t be a hater. Embrace who you are!"
"I’m going to find a little place in your heart!"
"I ain’t afraid to let my freak flag fly!"
"All I’m sayin’ is, like, let’s put everything aside and enjoy what we got!"
"What a lovely place you got here, Shrek! It’s beautiful!"
"You and me, we could be best friends!"
"I have a feeling that you and I are gonna become best friends!"
"If I was a hero, I’d be a sidekick. You’d be my hero!"
"I’m just here to be your support system!"
"You’re gonna love having me around!"
"I can’t help it, my world just turned upside down!"
"You’re gonna make me cry with your kindness!"
"You know what? You are a true friend. You’re not like other folks. You’re special."
"I can’t wait to see my future kids! I’m gonna name them all, ‘Donkey.’"
"You gotta be the best! You gotta be the best donkey in the whole world!"
"I'm okay, I'm okay!I'm just fine! I'm just a little bit full of soup!"
"I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."
"We’re gonna be up to our necks in fire-breathing dragons!"
"You know what? You are really starting to put some pressure on me, Shrek!"
"You gotta love yourself! You gotta love yourself!"
"Now, this is a story I like to hear. Tell me what happened next!"
"I’m not a puppet. I’m a real donkey!"
"You’re not gonna consider me a friend after this, are you?"
"Shrek, you’ve got to help me! They lost my luggage!"
"I’m like a bad riddle; you just can’t figure me out!"
"Hey, look at me! I’m a pretty big deal!"
"What’s the point of being real if you can’t share it with your friends?"
"Ogres are like onions. They have layers."
"I got to hand it to ya, you really know how to make a donkey feel special."
"You think you got it bad? I got chased by a bunch of little kids with sticks!"
"You know what the best part of being a donkey is? You can take a long nap whenever you feel like it!"
"I’m just a wee little donkey with big dreams…"
"Friendship is about being there for each other, no matter what!"
"I’m not really scared of fire-breathing dragons, but I am scared of other things."
"Can we please move this along? I’m starting to feel like a spare wheel!"
"I may be a donkey, but I’m a crazy fun donkey!"
"I like to think of myself as the best sidekick ever!"
"You gotta let it all hang out, let it all hang out!"
"You best start talking, or I'm gonna have to release a little donkey on you!"
"You're going the right way for a smack bottom."
"I believe in trust. I can be trusted."
"You can't take the swamp out of the donkey!"
"What’s wrong with you? You’re a big, stupid, ugly ogre!"
"I'm alone because I'm a donkey."
"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
"You know what? It’s my opinion that you’re a little bit afraid of the dark."
"You’re not a monster, you’re just ugly."
"I ain't no friend of yours, I’m just a donkey!"
"You know, you’re not as bad as I thought you were."
"I’m like a mini layer of onion!"
"Don’t be a hater, be a celebrator!"
"I can see your aura!"
"What’s the matter with you? You don’t know how to put on a smile?"
"I’m a great, big, festive party!"
"I’m not annoying... I’m just enthusiastic!"
"When you’re a donkey, you gotta learn how to roll with the punches."
"You’re my best friend, okay?"
"I’m not going to let you do this alone."
"You are a mess! A big, colossal mess!"
"You’re just a big, green pillow!"
"Okay! You’re not green, you’re just... somewhat green!"
"Just because you’re a big, green, ugly ogre doesn’t mean you can’t have style."
"I’ve got a friend who knows a thing or two about monsters."
"Don’t get your panties in a bunch, they’re just onions."
"You know what they say: if you can’t beat them, join them!"
"You know what? You’re a real pain in the neck. You know that? A real pain in the neck."
"I can see your halo, halo, halo. I can see your halo, halo, halo."
"I’m not a baby, I’m a big, strong dragon."
"You might think I’m a little annoying, but I’m really just excited to be here."
"You know what? I don’t care how big you are. There’s always a catch."
"I’m on it like a bonnet!"
"You gotta hold on tight! You gotta keep your chin up!"
"I’m not afraid of you! I just wanna be your friend!"
"It’s just like a big, happy family!"
"You’re just a big ol’ green marshmallow."
"I just want to be loved."
"I can’t help it, I just love talking!"
"You gotta love yourself before anyone else will."
"You gotta go with your gut; if it says eat donuts, you eat donuts!"
"I’m more than just a sidekick!"
"You are a great and powerful and magnificent creature."
"I don’t want to be alone anymore."
"What’s the matter, Shrek? You can’t hear my beautiful voice?"
"A little birdie told me you need some cheering up!"
"You know what they say: you can’t change who you are."
"The better the day, the better the night!"
"I was just about to get my sow on!"
"The world is your oyster, Shrek!"
"I don’t want to be the glue, but I’m gonna be the glue!"
"Why is it always about you?!"
"You can’t just walk around without a friend!"
"Let’s stick together, Shrek!"
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