120 result(s) for Funny Weekend Quotes.
"The weekend is here. I can't see any reason why I shouldn't do absolutely nothing."
"I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday."
"Friday is a reminder that the week is almost over and my couch is beckoning."
"On Fridays, we wear pajamas."
"Ah, Friday. My second favorite F word."
"It's called the weekend; because I'm weak and I need to regain my strength."
"Saturday: the best day of the week to forget about work and focus on your couch."
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"Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"It's a Saturday. The only decision you need to make is whether to have a glass of wine or two."
"It's Sunday! Time to go make stories for Monday."
"Sundays are for self-care and avoiding all responsibilities."
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday."
"Sunday is the perfect day to refuel your soul and be grateful for each one of your blessings."
"Friday, my second favorite F word."
"Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week."
"The only decision you need to make this weekend is bottle or glass?"
"I would like to be the ideal mom, but I’m too busy being a fun mom."
"Life is too short for the week to be boring."
"If you see me in a bad mood on a Friday, it's only because I'm not allowed to drink at work."
"Every day is a new beginning. But Saturday and Sunday are the kickoff."
"My weekend is all booked. Booked with naps."
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"The best part about being on a weekend is that I am my own boss."
"Weekends are like superhero costumes; they change everything!"
"Friday is a reminder that the weekend is just a little bit closer to the fun."
"Don't count the days. Make the days count, especially the weekends!"
"The weekend is here, and I don’t care what you think! I’m going to live my best life."
"Ah, the weekend. Time to go make bad decisions with good friends."
"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either."
"It's not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It's that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. We are all weekend warriors!"
"Weekends are the perfect time to recharge your batteries and catch up on your Netflix shows."
"On weekends, we wear pajamas all day long and call it 'fashion'."
"Monday is the day that my coffee needs coffee."
"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?"
"It's the weekend! Time to go make some memories… and pizza!"
"Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday."
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"Weekends are for relaxing, except for when they are for party planning, and then they are for stress!"
"There's no better feeling than a Friday afternoon and the weekend stretching out ahead of you."
"So what if I don’t have my life together? I have a weekend to figure it out!"
"Friday night plans: no plans. Just vibe."
"Dear weekend, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."
"Every Friday I like to high-five myself for surviving the week. That’s a lot of high-fives!"
"When you stop doing things for fun, you might as well be dead."
"Wishing it was Friday all week long doesn’t make it Friday any quicker."
"Let's get this weekend started, and then let's do it all over again next weekend!"
"I work hard all week and take weekends seriously so listening to music and drinking coffee seems to be the way!"
"It's Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday."
"Oh dear, I’m just exhausted from all that weekend fun! What a shame nothing productive happened."
"I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday!"
"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them."
"It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people don’t have the same passion for their work as they do for their weekend."
"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself."
"Cheers to the weekend! May your coffee be strong and your work week be short!"
"The weekend is here. Smile and have fun!"
"Saturday is for adventure; Sunday is for cuddling."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"Saturdays are for shopping. Sundays are for hanging out with my friends!"
"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either!"
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"I'm so glad we’re back together. I’m not sure we can be friends, but I’m willing to give it a shot."
"I can’t wait to be done with all the week’s work and start the weekend play!"
"There aren’t enough days in the weekend!"
"If Monday had a face, I would kiss it."
"A weekend wasted is a weekend well spent."
"Work hard and be kind, and amazing things will happen. But first… coffee!"
"Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday."
"A Friday afternoon feels like heaven – the weekend is here!"
"The best is yet to come… except for the weekend, that’s already here!"
"Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next morning."
"It's Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle."
"The weekend is here! Let's go make some bad decisions."
"Friday is like a green light; you speed through it until you hit the weekend."
"My weekend plans include a long, romantic walk… to the refrigerator."
"Saturday is for shopping, and Sunday is for sleeping."
"If you see me in the weekend, either I’m having fun or I’m not home."
"I haven't been this excited about Friday since last Friday."
"On weekends, I prefer my coffee the same way I prefer my mornings: dark and full of potential."
"The weekdays are for work; the weekends are for silly."
"Friday: The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend."
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday."
"Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling."
"Dear Friday, I'm so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."
"Ah, Friday. My second favorite F-word."
"It's the weekend! Time to go make stories for Monday."
"Make each day your masterpiece. But really, let’s be honest, weekends are where the masterpieces happen."
"I love it when my morning coffee is as black as my soul, especially on a Saturday."
"Cheers to the weekend! Allow me to make poor decisions while pretending to be an adult."
"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance, but disappear when you get up close."
"The only thing better than a weekend is a three-day weekend."
"I live for the weekends. I don’t do anything on the weekends, which is why I live for them."
"Let the little things in life become the big things, especially if they happen on a Saturday night."
"Friday is my second favorite F-word."
"Weekend, please don’t leave me."
"I'm not a workaholic; I'm just weekend-challenged."
"It's not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It's that most people are unhappy with their lives and jobs. That's why they're so excited about the weekend."
"Weekends are like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close."
"I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake."
"The weekends are too short for sleep!"
"I told my boss that I needed a raise. I said, 'I need a new car for the weekend. Would you pay me more?'"
"Friday is a reminder that life is short. So, eat dessert first."
"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either."
"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling."
"If it weren't for the weekends, I don't think I would ever be able to go to work."
"Oh, dear Sunday, I could use you in the middle of the week."
"I’m so glad we’re back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Bob, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."
"Weekend, please don't leave me."
"Sometimes, you have to take a leap of faith first. The trust part comes later."
"Let the little things in life take you by surprise this weekend."
"I love my job only when I'm on vacation."
"Friday afternoon feels like heaven."
"There aren’t enough days in the weekend."
"Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week."
"The only decision you need to make is bottle or glass."
"It's a beautiful day to do nothing."
"Friday is a reminder that life is too short for bad vibes."
"I haven’t been this excited about Saturday since last Saturday."
"Ah, the weekend. The only time I am not productive is when I’m relaxing."
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
"A weekend well spent brings a week of content."
"Happy Friday! May your weekend be full of fun and laughter."
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