85 result(s) for Funny Father’s Day Quotes.
"I'm not a regular dad, I'm a cool dad."
"Dad, thanks for the great genes (jeans too!)"
"I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child."
"Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow."
"When you're young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up and realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape."
"I have a hero, I call him Dad."
"Fatherhood is great because you can blame someone else for the clutter."
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"I smile because you're my father. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
"Dad, thanks for teaching me how to handle stress. Like when your belt was always hanging there, ready to handle my stress levels."
"Dad, a son's first hero, a daughter's first love."
"Behind every great man, there is a dad rolling his eyes."
"I love how we can communicate just with looks - like when I ask for money, and you just look away."
"Dad, thanks for killing all those spiders and fixing all those things I broke."
"My father didn't tell me how to live. He lived and let me watch him do it."
"Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth."
"Dad, thanks for saying 'yes' whenever mom said 'ask your father'"
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."
"I have a hero and I call him Dad."
"I smile because you're my father, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
"Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious."
"Dad – a son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love."
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"The older I get, the more I realize that he was right, my dad."
"Dad, you've always been the coolest. Like all those times you said 'yes' when Mom said 'no'."
"It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons."
"Father – a son’s first hero and a daughter’s first love."
"I hope to be a father as good as you are someday."
"When you need real understanding when you need someone to care, when you need someone to guide you, a father’s always there."
"Dads are like chocolate chip cookies, they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place."
"Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing father."
"To the world, you may be one person, but to me, you are the world."
"Behind every great kid is a dad who's really confused."
"Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."
"Dad - A son's first hero and a daughter's first love."
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
"I smile because you're my dad. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
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"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong."
"The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get."
"Dad, thanks for always being the anchor that holds our family together."
"Dad: A son's first hero and a daughter's first love. Unless mom says no."
"Dad: The man, the myth, the legend."
"The only thing better than having you as a husband is our children having you as their dad."
"Dad, a son's first hero, a daughter's first love, the family's constant entertainer."
"Dad - a son's first hero, a daughter's first love, and a clown in times of need."
"Fatherhood is the best feeling in the world - until you have kids."
"Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad."
"Dad - the man, the myth, the legend, the one who taught me how to give killer dad jokes."
"A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be."
"Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song."
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
"The only thing better than having you as my husband is our children having you as their dad."
"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch."
"Fatherhood is the greatest thing that could ever happen. You can't explain it until it happens—it's like telling someone what water feels like before they've ever swam in it."
"I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more."
"My father used to say that it's never too late to do anything you wanted to do. And he said, 'You never know what you can accomplish until you try.'"
"When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back."
"To be as good as our fathers, we must be better, imitation is not discipleship."
"Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day."
"The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it."
"Fatherhood means a great deal to me. I love it. To me, there is nothing better, nothing more important than being a dad."
"Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I'm just glad I can share my voice."
"Being a father helps me be more responsible... you see more things than you've ever seen."
"I love being a dad; it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!"
"My father always used to say that when you help other people, God gives you back seven times more."
"When you're young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape."
"Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad."
"Dad, thanks for teaching me how to use a spoon. You rock!"
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me."
"A father carries pictures where his money used to be."
"I have a hero. I call him Dad."
"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."
"Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown."
"It is a wise father that knows his own child."
"Dad, you've always been like a father to me."
"When you need real understanding, when you need someone to care, when you need someone to guide you... a father's always there."
"A father is someone you look up to, no matter how tall you grow."
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
"Dad: A son's first hero, a daughter's first love."
"Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes."
"Dad - a son's first hero, a daughter's first love."
"I got you a Father's Day card to thank you for being my Dad. That's the least you can do for someone who has to wear those socks."
"Fatherhood is the best adventure a man can have."
"A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow."
"Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, storytellers, and singers of song."
"Dad, the man, the myth, the legend."
"Fathers just have a way of putting everything together."
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