Memorable Sandlot Quotes

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"You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it!"
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"Gotta stick together, we've got to be like an oiled machine!"
Alan 'Yeah-Yeah' McClennan
"We got a pickle! We got a pickle!"
Timmy Timmons
"First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow."
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling."
Squints
"Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking! Just have fun."
Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez
"Nobody's killing me, Smalls!"
Scotty Smalls
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"People are always killing people. But if someone kills themself, that's tough."
Tommy 'Repeat' Timmons
"Is That Your Sister Out in Left Field Naked?! She's Naked! Is That Your Sister, Scotty?! Naked Girl!"
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"You can't go. All the plants are gonna die."
Bertram Grover Weeks
"Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking, just have fun.."
Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez
"Man, we're in a pickle."
Timmy Timmons
"I'm a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, a theoretical philosopher... but above all, I am a man."
Kenny DeNunez
"If my parents get divorced, will I have two Christmases?"
'Tommy 'Repeat' Timmons'
"All right, we're calling it. Ladies and gentlemen, Sandy Koufax has left the building."
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"Yeah, I left a note in the clubhouse. Just in case they come by like they did in '76."
Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez
"The only real game – I think – in the world is baseball."
Babe Ruth
"Boys, I've been coming here for years and there's one thing I know: if you live your life with the fear of death, then you're not living at all."
James Earl Jones
"You're killin' me, Smalls!"
Ham Porter
"I take it back"
Bertram Grover Weeks
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"Yeah, yeah. What a bunch of wussies."
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"That is the single greatest thing I have ever seen!"
Squints
"You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"
Bertram Grover Weeks
"Is that your sister out in left field naked? She's naked?"
Squints
"You see, for us, baseball was a game. But for Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, baseball was life."
Narrator
"Look, making s'mores with a chocolate bar is fine. But if you want a real s'more, you gotta have a Hershey bar."
Squints
"I haven't had anything yet. So how can I have some more of nothing?"
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"I just got tired of doing the same thing every night."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"The great Bambino! Of course. I thought you said the great bambi!"
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"Girl, you know we can't take you anywhere."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"Why would you wanna be married to someone like me? L-7 weenie."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"They just got themselves a new catcher on the Sandlot. And the first thing he does is pick his nose!"
Kenny DeNunez
"Oh, you mean they're domes? Yeah, we call 'em roofs."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"Baseball was life and I was good at it. You know, like how nobody can sleep all night without a breather. Except I knew I was breathin'."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
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"We're playing the Yankees."
Kenny DeNunez
"And they each have a secret weapon, the beast."
Narrator
"For-Ev-Ver... For-Ev-Ver... For-Ev-Ver..."
Squints
"My clothes could've been in neat little piles! All you had to do was littlahhh!"
Bertram Grover Weeks
"I got accused of being fair-skinned."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"You got a fireplace? Throw that out."
Tommy 'Repeat' Timmons
"Sooner or later, we all amount to the same thing. We all end up dead, no matter how much money we got."
Babe Ruth
"Come on Benny, man. You're killing me. The great Bambino? Oh my God. I've seen that kid before."
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"Got a fireplace? Out! Throw that thing out!"
Tommy 'Repeat' Timmons
"Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez... Probably the coolest name I have ever heard."
Bertram Grover Weeks
"This pop isn't workin' Benny! I need a heater!"
Yeah-Yeah
"Ah! Not the beast! I got any! I got any!"
Tommy 'Repeat' Timmons
"What are you laughing at Ham?"
Scotty Smalls
"You're not cracking up, are you, Smalls?"
Benny Rodriguez
"Man, we ain't gone much time come on!"
Tommy Repeat Timmons
"Come on!, get up! Come on, move! Move it! Quick! Quick!"
Tommy Timmons
"Wow, you know what? You should be a painter!"
Yeah-Yeah
"This is one of my favorite parts. That kid is back."
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"Man, we ain't got all day!"
Tommy 'Repeat' Timmons
"You bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it."
Phillips
"Did I hit him!?"
Tommy Timmons
"Man! This is baseball! You gotta stop thinking grunt. Got no need to be playing all tough!"
Kenny DeNunez
"Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die."
Babe Ruth
"You bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it!"
David Durango
"Just stand there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it."
Kenny DeNunez
"Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun."
Benny Rodriguez
"You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand."
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"I've never seen a kid who was more dedicated to becoming a Major League Baseball player than Jeffrey here."
Mr. Mertle
"This pop isn't gonna take your head off."
Kenny DeNunez
"Don't be a goofus!"
Squints
"Come on Smalls, you can do it! Pull through!"
Benny Rodriguez
"Come on Benny, man! You're killin' me!"
Benny's Dad
"You're not allowed to come walkin' out like that!"
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"I never got to get married, heck I didn’t even get to live until I was eight hundred and thirty seven!"
Kenny DeNunez
"I'm doing it for you Smalls! For you!"
Benny Rodriguez
"It's about the Great Ambino!"
Babe Ruth
"What are you doing? Playing like you never played before!"
Benny Rodriguez
"Then why'd you bring it up, man? That's embarrassing."
Bertram Grover Weeks
"How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"
Kenny DeNunez
"Now, you just sit still and eat, and don't handle the ball after you eat, 'cause you know how you get."
Mr. Mertle
"You keep talkin' like a butcher with a busted-ear razor"
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah! Why not?"
Benny Rodriguez
"This is what I like about the sandlot."
Benny Rodriguez
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die."
Babe Ruth
"Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong."
The Babe
"It's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez."
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it."
Bertram Grover Weeks
"Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking - just have fun."
Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez
"You play ball like a girl!"
Phillips
"Just stand out there and stick your glove out in the air. I mean, catch the ball."
Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez
"I've had it! I don't play ball but I'm going anyway."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand."
Mr Mertle
"Legends never die."
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"Man, I ain't gettin' on no first-name basis with a duck."
Kenny DeNunez
"To the Great Bambino, of course."
Scotty Smalls
"Wha-ha-ha-ho. Wait, sultan of swat, the king of crash, the colossus of clout, the colossus of clout, the great Bambino..."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"Hey, is that your sister out in left field...naked?"
Bertram Grover Weeks
"Man, I haven't had this much fun since college."
Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez
"You got a fireplace?"
Scotty Smalls
"He's an L-7 weenie."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"This pop isn't workin' Benny!"
Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
"We've been goin' about this all wrong. This Mr. Shickadance, I mean, Schi...Schak...Schickle... What kind of a Mickey Mouse organization would name their hero 'Schickadance'?"
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"I feel like a dink..."
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous
"You always have comb on you?"
Bertram Grover Weeks
"The Sandlot. For-ev-er."
Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez
"You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand..."
Mr Mertle
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