102 result(s) for Sandlot Quotes.
"You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it!"
"Gotta stick together, we've got to be like an oiled machine!"
"We got a pickle! We got a pickle!"
"First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow."
"I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling."
"Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking! Just have fun."
"Nobody's killing me, Smalls!"
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"People are always killing people. But if someone kills themself, that's tough."
"Is That Your Sister Out in Left Field Naked?! She's Naked! Is That Your Sister, Scotty?! Naked Girl!"
"You can't go. All the plants are gonna die."
"Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking, just have fun.."
"Man, we're in a pickle."
"I'm a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, a theoretical philosopher... but above all, I am a man."
"If my parents get divorced, will I have two Christmases?"
"All right, we're calling it. Ladies and gentlemen, Sandy Koufax has left the building."
"Yeah, I left a note in the clubhouse. Just in case they come by like they did in '76."
"The only real game – I think – in the world is baseball."
"Boys, I've been coming here for years and there's one thing I know: if you live your life with the fear of death, then you're not living at all."
"You're killin' me, Smalls!"
"For-ev-er!"
"I take it back"
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"Yeah, yeah. What a bunch of wussies."
"That is the single greatest thing I have ever seen!"
"You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"
"Is that your sister out in left field naked? She's naked?"
"You see, for us, baseball was a game. But for Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, baseball was life."
"Look, making s'mores with a chocolate bar is fine. But if you want a real s'more, you gotta have a Hershey bar."
"I haven't had anything yet. So how can I have some more of nothing?"
"I just got tired of doing the same thing every night."
"The great Bambino! Of course. I thought you said the great bambi!"
"Girl, you know we can't take you anywhere."
"Why would you wanna be married to someone like me? L-7 weenie."
"They just got themselves a new catcher on the Sandlot. And the first thing he does is pick his nose!"
"Oh, you mean they're domes? Yeah, we call 'em roofs."
"Baseball was life and I was good at it. You know, like how nobody can sleep all night without a breather. Except I knew I was breathin'."
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"We're playing the Yankees."
"And they each have a secret weapon, the beast."
"For-Ev-Ver... For-Ev-Ver... For-Ev-Ver..."
"My clothes could've been in neat little piles! All you had to do was littlahhh!"
"I got accused of being fair-skinned."
"You got a fireplace? Throw that out."
"Sooner or later, we all amount to the same thing. We all end up dead, no matter how much money we got."
"Come on Benny, man. You're killing me. The great Bambino? Oh my God. I've seen that kid before."
"Got a fireplace? Out! Throw that thing out!"
"Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez... Probably the coolest name I have ever heard."
"This pop isn't workin' Benny! I need a heater!"
"Ah! Not the beast! I got any! I got any!"
"What are you laughing at Ham?"
"You're not cracking up, are you, Smalls?"
"Man, we ain't gone much time come on!"
"Come on!, get up! Come on, move! Move it! Quick! Quick!"
"Wow, you know what? You should be a painter!"
"This is one of my favorite parts. That kid is back."
"Man, we ain't got all day!"
"You bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it."
"Did I hit him!?"
"Man! This is baseball! You gotta stop thinking grunt. Got no need to be playing all tough!"
"Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die."
"You bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it!"
"Just stand there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it."
"Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun."
"You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand."
"I've never seen a kid who was more dedicated to becoming a Major League Baseball player than Jeffrey here."
"This pop isn't gonna take your head off."
"Don't be a goofus!"
"Come on Smalls, you can do it! Pull through!"
"Come on Benny, man! You're killin' me!"
"You're not allowed to come walkin' out like that!"
"I never got to get married, heck I didn’t even get to live until I was eight hundred and thirty seven!"
"I'm doing it for you Smalls! For you!"
"It's about the Great Ambino!"
"What are you doing? Playing like you never played before!"
"Then why'd you bring it up, man? That's embarrassing."
"How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"
"Now, you just sit still and eat, and don't handle the ball after you eat, 'cause you know how you get."
"You keep talkin' like a butcher with a busted-ear razor"
"Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah! Why not?"
"This is what I like about the sandlot."
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die."
"Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong."
"It's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez."
"You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it."
"Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking - just have fun."
"You play ball like a girl!"
"Just stand out there and stick your glove out in the air. I mean, catch the ball."
"I've had it! I don't play ball but I'm going anyway."
"You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand."
"Legends never die."
"Man, I ain't gettin' on no first-name basis with a duck."
"To the Great Bambino, of course."
"Wha-ha-ha-ho. Wait, sultan of swat, the king of crash, the colossus of clout, the colossus of clout, the great Bambino..."
"Hey, is that your sister out in left field...naked?"
"Man, I haven't had this much fun since college."
"You got a fireplace?"
"He's an L-7 weenie."
"This pop isn't workin' Benny!"
"We've been goin' about this all wrong. This Mr. Shickadance, I mean, Schi...Schak...Schickle... What kind of a Mickey Mouse organization would name their hero 'Schickadance'?"
"I feel like a dink..."
"You always have comb on you?"
"The Sandlot. For-ev-er."
"You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand..."
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