103 result(s) for Happy Gilmore Quotes.
"Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy."
"I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise."
"Why don't I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay. I just may. Whaddya say?"
"Someone's closer."
"Well, now you're gonna get it, Bobby."
"This is golf, not a rock concert."
"I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive."
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"You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of sh** like you for breakfast!"
"Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a f***?"
"The price is wrong, b***h!"
"I was doing so good. This game requires clothes?"
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of anything. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the h*** up."
"Yeah, Abe Lincoln might have freed all the slaves, but did he free mankind from the tyranny of par?"
"Oh, you can count. Good for you."
"And you can count, on me waiting for you in the parking lot."
"I just couldn't put it in the hole."
"You were great out there today. I think you've got a lot of talent. I know you haven't been training a lot, but that doesn't bring anybody down."
"That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!"
"You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow, Happy. Feel it."
"It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips."
"How did he play yesterday? Oh, he had nine holes-in-one."
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"You're gonna die clown!"
"You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?"
"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat."
"I got the only white caddy on the course; come on!"
"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a s***?"
"Son of a b**** ball! Why didn't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!"
"Shooter, McGavin..."
"You're in big, big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!"
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, Grandma."
"If I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own a**."
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of heck! You ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan."
"I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!"
"I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast."
"He’s gonna be joining us... for the rest of his life."
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"Talk about a hole in one! I’m sorry, I’m sorry. That was terrible."
"Get me out there, I need to get my fix!"
"Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo."
"The ball went that way."
"Why didn't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home?"
"Drive for show, putt for dough."
"I was not ready for that."
"That's your home! Are you too good for your home?"
"That's two thus far, Shooter."
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!"
"The house always wins. Well maybe, maybe not. I'm gonna win."
"You're gonna get us killed, Happy! Not if I don't die first!"
"Talk about a perfect day. It's gonna be a perfect day!"
"I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast."
"Geez, why don't we just take a cab? Oh, you might be a little too drunk for that."
"You're pretty good at warm-ups, I'll give you that."
"I am a hockey player, I'm not a golfer."
"If I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."
"Happy learned to putt. Uh-oh..."
"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"
"You could trouble me for a warm glass of... shut the hell up!"
"I have two words for you: SUCK IT!"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe it's your breath that's kickin'!"
"Just taaaap it in..."
"It's all in the hips."
"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a s**t?"
"Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact."
"Are you too good for your home?"
"The only good ball you've hit has been off my foot."
"I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast."
"For some reason, I'm in a betting mood. I will give you... double or nothing."
"You're gonna die, whitey!"
"I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive."
"I told that stupid owl not to mess with me!"
"It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips. It's all in the hips."
"Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!"
"It's about time I caught a break!"
"I was going to the washroom... is that good?"
"I'm working at Subway for Christ's sake! When I graduate, I'm sweeping floors at the circus."
"Go back to your shanties!"
"You will not make this putt... jackass!"
"Grizzly Adams had a beard!"
"What, what, what's the problem, Happy? You're good at doing anything if you believe in yourself!"
"You're gonna pay, Grandma!"
"The price is wrong, Bob!"
"Just taaaap it in!"
"I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!"
"It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips."
"Are you too good for your home?!"
"Grizzly Adams did have a beard."
"Time to go home there ball."
"I am not a golfer!"
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up."
"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a ****?"
"The ball went that way!"
"This is golf, people!"
"Beat him up, Happy!"
"I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst."
"Did that go in? I wasn't watching."
"You suck, you jackass!"
"Why didn't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
"Mista Mista, get me outta here!"
"I saw two big, fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex. How am I supposed to chip with that going on?"
"I'm the only guy who could take a year off of golf and come back and start going to church."
"Why don't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
"You're gonna get a nice, warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!"
"Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh!"
"You're gonna die, clown!"
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