112 result(s) for Funny Good Morning Quotes.
"I try to make my morning laughable, not mournful."
"Coffee - because adulting is hard even in the morning."
"I may not be a morning person, but I'm definitely a coffee person."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Rise and shine! But if that's not working out for you, coffee and sarcasm will do."
"Don't underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee on a Monday morning."
"I wake up every morning and thank God for new possibilities. Then I immediately start begging for coffee."
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"I'm not a morning person. Don't pull my covers if you don't want me to unleash the grump monster."
"Smile in the mirror every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life."
"Let's not waste any time and start the day with a good laugh!"
"Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day. Especially in the morning!"
"I need to start my day with a big cup of amazing. And coffee."
"You can't make everyone happy. You are not coffee."
"I like my coffee like I like my mornings - bright and happy."
"Embrace the day with open arms. And coffee in both hands."
"Morning is wonderful. Sunrise is beautiful. But coffee is divine."
"Life begins after coffee. Preferably with a joke."
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. And maybe some laughter."
"Some mornings are just filled with coffee and sarcasm."
"The best way to start your morning - with a big smile... and a bigger cup of coffee."
"Laugh first thing in the morning. It's contagious and it's good for the soul."
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"Approach the morning with determination. And a good sense of humor."
"Coffee is a hug in a mug. And you definitely need a mug full of hugs in the morning."
"I always say 'morning' instead of 'good morning'. If it was a good morning, I would still be in bed."
"I'm not a morning person. I prefer my coffee black and my mornings silent."
"Mornings are a great idea... they just happen too early in the day!"
"The only thing that would make mornings better is if they started in the afternoon."
"I don't always wake up early, but when I do, I go back to sleep."
"Good morning! Let's start the day with a big cup of impracticality and a side of nonsense."
"Morning paradox - it takes forever to get out of bed and then the day just flies by."
"In the morning, I can't decide whether to have coffee first or a nap. I still can't decide."
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
"Do I get up early in the morning? Yes, I do. But not early enough!"
"I love mornings... especially when they start after noon."
"My morning routine: get up, be awesome, go back to bed."
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"The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert."
"Waking up early is so easy... when you haven't slept the whole night!"
"I hate that feeling when you first wake up in the morning and you are not sure if you are awake or still dreaming. If only mornings came with a snooze button!"
"Morning coffee + music = a great start to the day."
"Happiness is... waking up without an alarm clock."
"I'm not a morning person, but we all have our flaws."
"Mornings would be better if they started later."
"I always say 'Morning' instead of 'Good Morning'. If it was a good morning, I would still be in bed!"
"Rise and shine! And if that doesn't work, just hit snooze and try again later."
"Coffee: Because adulting is hard, and mornings are stupid."
"I woke up like this... and by 'this', I mean exhausted."
"Morning checklist: Brush teeth, comb hair, try to look awake... fail miserably."
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation... and maybe some more coffee."
"If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Monday."
"Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your eyeliner be even."
"Waking up today was an inside job,"
"Morning paradox: it takes forever to fall asleep, and only a second to fall asleep in the morning."
"I may be late, but it's always worth the wait."
"The best part of waking up is knowing you have another cup of coffee to enjoy."
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"This morning I put Red Bull in my coffee pot. I got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."
"My morning routine includes snooze buttons, procrastination, and regret."
"I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people."
"I'm not a morning person... or an afternoon person. Let's just say I'm not a person until my first cup of coffee."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult."
"I may be awake, but that doesn't mean I'm functioning."
"I'm sorry for what I said when I was still asleep."
"If you're not a morning person, just become a coffee person instead."
"Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... 'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'"
"I need a good laugh and a large cup of coffee to start my day. So far, I've got the coffee."
"I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning’. If it was a good morning, I would still be asleep!"
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee!"
"Coffee: A liquid hug for your brain."
"Rise and shine! But don’t rise too quickly - you might hurt yourself."
"I woke up feeling like a million bucks... then I remembered I have bills to pay."
"Morning coffee: Because anger management is too expensive."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Mondays."
"I'm not a morning person. I'm not an evening person. I'm a 'whenever I get my coffee' person."
"I need a little coffee and a whole lot of Jesus."
"I hate mornings... and mornings hate me too, I think."
"Morning tip: You can make it a good morning or not. The choice is yours."
"The morning was full of sunlight and hope."
"I'm sorry for what I said before I had my coffee."
"I don't like morning people... or mornings... or people."
"I've seen you at your worst... and I still think you're the best. Good morning!"
"The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid."
"I'm not a morning person, don't pull morning faces at me."
"Morning without coffee is like sleep."
"I woke up. That's enough adulting for today."
"Good morning! Let the stress begin."
"I need my coffee to hear your story."
"Every morning I long to hold you...I need you, I want you, I have to have you...your warmth, your smell, your taste...ohhh coffee, I love you."
"Alarm clocks should come with a snooze button for life."
"I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good Morning.’ If it were a good morning, I would still be in bed asleep."
"I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up."
"The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone."
"My bed and I have a special relationship; we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together."
"Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not."
"I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person."
"I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good Morning.’ If it were a good morning, I would still be snuggled in my bed."
"I love the smell of possibility in the morning."
"I have never been a morning person, and I don’t see that changing anytime soon."
"Do I wake up being awesome, or do I have to get out of bed first?"
"The best part about the morning is that it’s a reminder that I can start new and fresh."
"Don’t make me do mornings."
"Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have."
"Coffee: A magical nectar that turns ‘Leave me alone or die’ into ‘Good morning, Honey!’"
"I like my coffee black and my mornings bright."
"Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day."
"I need to get up - my coffee needs me."
"The sunrise, of course, doesn’t care if we watch it or not. It will keep on being beautiful, even if no one bothers to look at it."
"Good Morning! Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear... it’s annoying that you’re not awake to hear them."
"I'm not a morning person until I have my morning coffee."
"If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Monday."
"In the morning, I always remind myself - life is precious, but so is sleep."
"Dear morning, seeing you again, neither of us have killed the other. Success!"
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