25 result(s) for Deer Hunting Widow Quotes.
"A wife is like a deer. She's always in season."
"Behind every successful hunter is a wife asking, 'Are you going to eat that?'"
"I asked my husband where he wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Hunting,' he said. So, I dropped him off."
"Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband who's away hunting."
"My husband went hunting. I hope the deer appreciates the peace and quiet."
"My husband is out 'bonding with nature.' I'm bonding with the remote and a bottle of wine."
"Hunting season: when the deer and I are equally annoyed with my husband."
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"My husband says hunting is relaxing. I say it's a good excuse to avoid chores."
"Hunting provides a welcome and intentional separation from daily life."
"My husband's idea of roughing it is a hotel without room service."
"The only thing my husband brings back from hunting is a good story… and an empty cooler."
"I love it when my husband goes hunting. It's so peaceful… until he gets back."
"Being a hunting widow means I get the whole bed to myself… and all the housework."
"Is it possible to miss someone you also want to hide from?"
"Hunting season: A great time for wives to discover new hobbies… like wine tasting."
"A wife is like a loaded gun… if you treat her with disrespect, she'll eventually explode."
"I'm not saying my husband is obsessed with hunting, but the dog is named 'Decoy'."
"My husband's gone hunting. I am enjoying the quiet and freedom... until the guilt sets in."
"It's not the kill, it's the thrill of almost getting the kill."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"The sport of hunting is a most righteous one. It teaches a man that his survival depends upon skill and prowess."
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"I am sure that the pleasure of the chase is much greater than that of the victory."
"There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast."
"The wilderness and the idea of wilderness is one of the permanent homes of the human spirit."
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
