25 result(s) for Funny Cheese Board Quotes.
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
"Life is great. Cheese makes it better."
"“Wine and cheese are ageless companions.”"
"“I believe in liberty for all men: the space to stretch their arms and their souls; the right to breathe and the right to vote, the freedom to choose their friends, enjoy the sunshine and ride on the railroads, unmolested by custom, tyranny, or prejudice attendant on their birth or occupation. ”"
"“A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.”"
"“Eating good food is my favorite thing in the whole world. Nothing is more bliss.”"
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"“Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.”"
"“Good cheese needs good companions.”"
"“Cheese: Milk's leap toward immortality.”"
"“Blessed are the cheesemakers.”"
"“There are two things that are important in life. Good friends and a fine Brie.”"
"“Cheese is a way of life.”"
"“I have never in my life seen a Kentish man or woman who did not think that Kent was the garden of the world.”"
"“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”"
"“What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?”"
"“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”"
"“To eat is human, to digest, divine.”"
"“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”"
"“Cooking is at once child's play and adult's joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love.”"
"“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”"
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"“Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”"
"“My doctor told me I had to stop throwing intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.”"
"“I like food. I like eating. And I don't want to deprive myself of good food.”"
"“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”"
