25 result(s) for Funny Productivity Quotes.
"The key to success is not knowledge, but knowing how to deal with people who have knowledge."
"Doing things right is no substitute for doing the right thing."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"Be lazy in your creative time so that you can be efficient during execution."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.'"
"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."
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"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"Leaders never know how much they really influence people, for good or bad."
"It is my general observation that the things we fear most are seldom the things that actually happen."
"I procrastinate so well that I don't even feel guilty about it."
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
"I am an early riser... but only because I go to bed early."
"Sometimes I spend the whole day in my chair looking out on the garden. It's very restful."
"I think the biggest innovations of the 21st century will be at the intersection of biology and technology. A new era is beginning."
"I am only an average man, but by George, I work harder at it than average men."
"I'm a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down."
"Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task."
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing; that's why we recommend it daily."
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"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"I'm so good at multitasking I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."
"Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work."
"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer."
