50 result(s) for Funny Friday Quotes.
"I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday."
"Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first."
"It's Friday! Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window."
"Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?"
"I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday."
"Friday afternoon feels like heaven..."
"It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibes, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!"
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"Oh! It's Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss."
"Happy Friday! Focus where you want to go, not what you fear."
"Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday morning."
"It's Friday. I'm alive. I'm breathing. I'm blessed. Life is good."
"I wait for Friday like kids wait for candy."
"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend."
"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either."
"May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed."
"It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday."
"Happy Friday! Life is good especially on Friday."
"I haven't been so excited about Friday since last Friday."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend."
"If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday."
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"Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week."
"I work mostly during the week, and on the weekend I get to hang out with friends, so it's really the best of both worlds."
"Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday, I dream of Wednesday, thinking about Thursday, and Friday is my best friend. Sincerely, It's not me, It's you."
"Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor."
""Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first.""
""I haven't been so excited about Friday since last Friday.""
""It's Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.""
""Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?""
""Friday afternoon feels like heaven...""
""If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.""
""Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the working week. The welcome wagon to the weekend.""
""It's Friday, time to tango.""
""I look forward to Fridays because I get off work and can spend time with my family.""
""Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long week on Monday morning.""
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""TGIF doesn't just stand for 'Thank Goodness It's Friday,' it also stands for 'Thank Goodness I'm Forgiven.'""
""Happy Friday, may your coffee be strong and your day be short.""
""It's Friday! Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window!""
""It's finally Friday, I'm free again. I got that feeling!""
""Happy Friday! Here's to all of us who made it through this week. Cheers!""
""Friday. A day to finish your goals for the week. A day to celebrate what you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week.""
""Friday: the day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black.""
""If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Monday'""
""I believe that it is a mandatory law of the universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.""
""Friday is like a green light; you speed up all the way through the weekend and drive safely back to work on Monday.""
""Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.""
""Making food is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.""
""Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's free bacon.""
""Friday just called. She's on her way bringing wine and good times.""
""Dear weekend, I'm ready for you.""
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