113 result(s) for Stupid Quotes.
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."
"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
"One of the greatest symptoms of a genius is that he is often misunderstood."
"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing."
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
"There’s a fine line between a long, drawn-out, comfortable mistake and the stupidest thing ever."
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open."
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"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself—and you are the easiest person to fool."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."
"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts."
"To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer."
"We are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue. The principle benefit of civilization is that it enables us to be a little more than human."
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"You can’t fix stupid."
"Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy."
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something."
"I am not only no longer the person I have been, I am also not yet the person I will be."
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
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"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality."
"I have a very low tolerance for stupid people. I can’t tolerate myself at times."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they’d never expect it."
"If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"Take my advice — I’m not using it."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me to the beach!"
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"I can't wait to be so old that I don't have to care about anything."
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"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"Never underestimate the stupidity of the average person."
"If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change."
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance – it is the illusion of knowledge."
"People are made of stories, not atoms."
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me."
"There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"It is a common illusion that which is not known is not real."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day."
"It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
"I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong."
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
"Don't worry if plan A doesn't work out; there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."
"The only stupid question is the one not asked."
"I'm not stupid. I'm just a little uneducated."
"Some people have a way with words, while others not have way."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you."
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open."
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people?"
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results."
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
"I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"I’m on the patch right now, and I’m proud of it."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the truly wise learn from the mistakes of others."
"The most wasted of days is one without laughter."
"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."
"I can't fix stupid."
"Stupidity is not a crime, so you aren't arrested."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion."
"Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"The problem with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance."
"If you think the problems we’re facing are bad, wait until you see the solutions."
"Reality is wrong; dreams are for real."
"Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out."
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open."
"The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people."
"Common sense is not so common."
"Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"You can’t fix stupid, and you can’t argue with it, either."
"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision."
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance."
"I have the attention span of a lightning bolt."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
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