Memorable Silly Quotes For Work Days

27 result(s) for Silly Quotes For Work Days.
"I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode."
Unknown
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
Douglas Adams
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Steven Wright
"I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be a kid again."
Unknown
"If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays."
Unknown
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
Robin Williams
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
Unknown
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"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
Albert Einstein
"I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell you later."
Unknown
"I worked with a guy who was totally manic. At times he was like a sunbeam; other times he was like an angry raccoon."
Unknown
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me."
Unknown
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
Unknown
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
Unknown
"Today is a good day to be productive… or nap. Either way works for me."
Unknown
"I’ve found the key to happiness: it’s caffeine and a sense of humor."
Unknown
"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home."
Unknown
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
Betty Reese
"I can’t believe I still have to pay bills. I was told ‘adulting’ would be fun."
Unknown
"Monday is the day that my coffee needs coffee."
Unknown
"To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more human."
Unknown
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take, and the coffee we didn’t drink."
Unknown
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"I look forward to the weekend, every weekday."
Unknown
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee."
Unknown
"Dear Monday, I think you are the reason I have morning anxiety."
Unknown
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck."
Unknown
"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."
Unknown
"Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."
M. L. McBride

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