26 result(s) for Funny Short Birthday Quotes.
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser!"
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"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!"
"You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!"
"Of course I don’t look my age. I’ve never been this age before!"
"It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!"
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Aging is like a fine wine. It gets better with time, but it can also leave you with a headache."
"If you’re worried about getting older, just remember: 50 is the new 40!"
"You know you’re getting older when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it."
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter and cake!"
"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!"
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"A birthday is a reminder that we are getting old, but cake does make it a little easier."
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
"At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!"
"Another year older? Time to start lying about your age."
