26 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Aging.
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Aging is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"It's funny how you can make your body older, but you can never seem to make your mind catch up."
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all – I just can’t remember it all."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"The older I get, the better I was."
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"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap."
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit."
"I can’t believe how old I am, I feel like I’m in my twenties, just with a lot more baggage."
"Old age comes on suddenly and not gradually as is thought."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"Aging is like fine wine. It gets better with age, but mostly just gets corked."
"Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends."
"Just remember, you’re not dead until you stop breathing."
"As you get older, three things happen: The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two."
"I’ve reached the age where happiness is a matter of good health and good socks."
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"The trick is to age honestly and gracefully. When you’re over the hill, you pick up speed."
"The older I get, the more I realize I’m like a chocolate chip cookie: I’ve gotten a little crumby around the edges, but there’s still some sweetness in me."
"With age comes wisdom. But sometimes age comes alone."
"You can tell you’re getting old when you’re not sure whether to laugh or to cry."
"Age is just a number. In my case, a big one!"
