25 result(s) for Sassy Dark Humor Quotes.
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who are lost."
"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but it doesn't matter none of them work."
"Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs."
"My life feels like a test I didn't study for."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode."
"Death is a natural part of life. It's just a shame it happens so often."
"I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
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"Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, an idiot gets up and walks away."
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
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"If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"To err is human, to err often is my style."
