25 result(s) for Funny, Weird, And Obscure Quotes.
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
"I was born to be a failure. I have failed at everything I have ever tried."
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
"I have nothing to declare except my genius."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Common sense is not so common."
"I am an optimist. It does not seem to be much use being anything else."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"Always borrow something that can't be replaced."
"To err is human, to err extravagantly is divine."
"It is difficult to be humble when you are extremely talented."
"Sometimes I think I'm crazy, but then I remember that most people are."
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"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
