Memorable Funny Long Lasting Marriage Quotes

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"Marriage is not admiration; it's a continuous series of compromises."
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"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
Mignon McLaughlin
"Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
Mae West
"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."
Ogden Nash
"Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."
Unknown
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield
"All weddings are ceremonies by which a man consents to live in perpetual fear of his devil wife."
George Bernard Shaw
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"Marriage is the only warfare in which you fight defensively."
Eva Gabor
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner
"A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."
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"Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say."
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"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
Mae West
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henny Youngman
"Marriage is essentially a disagreement endlessly postponed."
Eva Gabor
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade."
Unknown
"My wife tells me I never listen to her. Or something like that."
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"Marriage is the bond between a person and their spouse, which is often strengthened by the shared experience of deciding what to have for dinner every single night for eternity."
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"A long marriage is just a series of small arguments that eventually become a way of life."
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"Marriage: An endless cycle of 'What do you want to eat?' and 'I don't care, you choose.'"
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
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"The most important thing in a marriage is to be able to laugh at the same things, even when they aren't funny."
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"A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers."
Ruth Bell Graham
"Marriage is about finding that one person who understands your crazy and decides to join in."
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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey
"Marriage is not a noun; it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day."
Barbara De Angelis
"Marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with age, provided you don't let it turn into vinegar."
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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
Clarence Darrow
"All weddings are ceremonies where a man discovers that he has lost his right to be right."
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"Marriage is essentially a disagreement between two people, one of whom is right and the other is the husband."
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"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
Winston Churchill
"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy."
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"A good marriage is where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."
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"Love is blind; marriage is the eye-opener."
Ambrose Bierce
"Marriage is like a fine cheese. It might smell a bit funny at first, but it's great once you get used to it."
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"Marriage is an attempt to solve problems that wouldn't exist if you were single."
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"Marriage: an endless sleepover with your favorite person."
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"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that they ought not to do it."
James Howell
"Marriage is not a destination, it’s a journey. But sometimes the GPS is broken and you’re both arguing about where to turn."
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"A long marriage is just two people taking turns being the crazy one."
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"Marriage is essentially a long conversation that always seems too short."
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"There is no such thing as a perfect marriage. There is only a marriage where two people refuse to give up on each other."
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"Marriage is about finding that one person who knows exactly how you take your coffee and exactly how to push your buttons."
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