44 result(s) for Sarcastic Insult Quotes.
"I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?"
"I've had coffee and am ready to tolerate you."
"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"Zombies eat brains. Don't worry, you're safe."
"I clapped because I'm done. "
"Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
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"I'm not sure what your problem is, but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce."
"Earth is full. Go home."
"Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I'm interested."
"I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right."
"It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste."
"I'm not saying you're stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking."
"I've met some pricks in my time, but you're a whole cactus."
"You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
"Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither."
"There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping illustrate that."
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
"I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse."
"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."
"Aww, it's cute that you think your opinion matters."
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"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."
"You are proof that evolution can go in reverse."
"I've had better days, but you cheered me up by reminding me I'm not you."
"Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen."
"I've had coffee mugs with more personality than you."
"Zombies eat brains. You're safe."
"Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
"I cherish the memory of the few minutes I had with you, I wish you hadn't spoiled it by staying longer."
"I explained it to you, but I can’t understand it for you."
"You are simply the best, better than all the rest. Anyone can be better than you."
"I don't know what your problem is, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"If I threw a stick, you'd leave, right?"
"I've met some trees that are smarter than you."
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"I'd like to confirm that I don't care."
"It's kind of hard to be an optimist when you're getting rejected constantly."
"I'm not sure what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."
"I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening."
"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."
"I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended?"
"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."
"Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often."
