25 result(s) for Sarcastic Magic 8 Ball Quotes.
"As I see it, yes... but I also see a lot of other things I'd rather be looking at."
"Outlook good... for someone else, maybe."
"Without a doubt... you're asking the wrong questions."
"Yes definitely... if you enjoy disappointment."
"You may rely on it... but I wouldn't bet on it."
"As I see it, yes... said the optimist seconds before disaster."
"Outlook good... compared to the alternative."
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"Without a doubt... feel free to ignore my advice."
"Yes definitely... but success is relative."
"You may rely on it... until you can't."
"It is certain...ly not my problem."
"It is decidedly so...meone else's fault."
"Reply hazy, try again... later, when I care."
"Ask again later... I'm busy being a sphere."
"Better not tell you now... because you wouldn't understand anyway."
"Cannot predict now... my algorithm is experiencing an existential crisis."
"Concentrate and ask again... as if that will change anything."
"Don't count on it... unless you're incredibly lucky, which you're not."
"My sources say no... and they're usually right about these things."
"Outlook not so good... brace yourself."
"Very doubtful... but hey, anything's possible (just unlikely)."
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"Signs point to yes... but I've been wrong before."
"Most likely... to disappoint."
"It is certain....that you will ask me again."
"Without a doubt...you'll regret asking."
