25 result(s) for Sarcastic Insults Quotes.
"I've had coffee mugs with more personality than you."
"I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?"
"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission."
"Somewhere out there, there's a tree working tirelessly to produce oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology."
"It's kind of amazing that you can fit your entire vocabulary inside your nose."
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"I cherish the time I spend not talking to you."
"Earth is full. Go home."
"I’m busy right now; can I ignore you some other time?"
"You are proof that evolution can go in reverse."
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
"I explained it to you, but I can’t understand it for you."
"I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse"
"I'm not sure what your problem is, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce."
"Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often."
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."
"I'm not saying you're stupid, you just have bad luck thinking."
"If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents."
"I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash."
"Please just tell me what I did to offend you because I’d like to do it again"
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"You look like something I drew with my left hand."
"Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen."
"I've had better days, but I've also had you, so that balances it out."
"I hope you have a day as pleasant as you are."
