25 result(s) for Sarcastic 50th Birthday Quotes.
"Fifty is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart."
"The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary."
"At fifty, everyone has realized that they are not as young as they used to be."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I am a very old person."
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"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."
"Old age is like everything else. To make it tolerable, you just have to start ignoring it."
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up."
"By the time you're fifty, you've learned everything. You just can't remember it."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Fifty is the new... actually, I can't remember what it's the new version of."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
"Old age is a fine thing, provided you don't mind being old."
"You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic."
"Fifty: The age when you finally realize that your parents were actually right about everything."
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"Youth is wasted on the young."
"A person who mid-lifes is just someone who forgot to keep being young."
"Fifty is five perfect 10s."
"Getting older is mandatory; growing up is optional."
