25 result(s) for Funny Life Quotes For Yearbook Profiles.
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"I am an early bird and a night owl... so I am wise and grumpy."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must sail on."
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"To err is human, to blame it on someone else is even more human."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"I haven't even begun to peak."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"Sometimes I walk into a room and just forget why I'm there. I think my brain is buffering."
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."
"The only thing I can do is laugh."
