25 result(s) for Best Funny Yearbook Profile Quotes.
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"I refused to believe my life was a comedy until I sent this yearbook photo."
"The only thing I learned in high school was how to look busy while doing nothing."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I don't always graduate, but when I do, I barely do."
"High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire."
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"I survived high school without a single personality trait being developed."
"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."
"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
"The roof is not my son, but I will raise it."
"I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"I may be growing up, but I am not growing wise."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"I am an idea man. I have ideas. I just don't do anything with them."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm full."
"I am so busy that I have no time to be productive."
"Don't follow your dreams, follow me on Instagram."
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"I can resist everything except temptation."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"I thought I wanted a career, but turns out I just wanted a paycheck."
"Life is what happens when you're making other plans."
