134 result(s) for Salad Fingers Quotes.
"I can see you in you."
"I don't like it when the tea is too hot."
"I shall summon the army of the feeble-fingered."
"I would love to be a potato."
"Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby!"
"I’m in your dreams. Can you see me?"
"I’ll be your friend, but I must warn you I’m a picky eater."
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"Sometimes I feel like a real little tater."
"It’s the squeaky wheel that gets the oil."
"I love the smell of rusty spoons."
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."
"Do you want to see my rusty spoons?"
"I don't want to go to the brussels sprouts' field."
"I enjoy the taste of paint."
"I can’t help but admire the beauty of this pickle."
"The world is a strange place, filled with strange people."
"I think you’re a little bit broken."
"You’re going to need some big spoons for this one."
"I feel quite comfortable in my solitude."
"The grass is always greener on the other side, or is it?"
"Happiness is a warm hand."
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"I’m just a simple man seeking some comfort."
"Spoon lovers unite!"
"I don’t think I’d like to do that, but thank you for the suggestion."
"The darkness always seems to creep back in."
"Never trust a thumb with an index."
"I like to touch the rusty kettle."
"I have a fondness for all things rusty."
"Time for a nice cup of tea."
"I am in a world of my own, but it’s okay, I’m used to it."
"It's so nice to meet you, I'm Salad Fingers."
"I shall call him... Mr. Fingers."
"I just love the way the rusty spoons feel against my skin."
"I fear that my gardening has transformed me into a mutant."
"I get a feeling of great euphoria when I touch the rusty metal."
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"I'm not mad, just slightly mad."
"Do you remember when we were all armies of the same leader?"
"I have a smile on my face that may not appear in photographs."
"Capitalism is a beautiful thing."
"I enjoy walking around the empty fields, singing to the night sky."
"The world is full of nice people. It’s a peculiar feeling."
"We are all just rusty spoons in a world full of tedium."
"I experienced something truly deep today beneath the surface of this world."
"I once met a couple of supremely tasty men."
"I delight in the gentle stroke of a rusty spoon."
"Who among you likes vegetables? And how do you feel about flaps?"
"My favorite sound is the gentle tinkling of glass."
"Fear not the eye of judgment; it shall only judge you from afar."
"The world is ripe for perusal, and I am an artist seeking my canvas."
"I shall eternally be the gardener of this desolate garden."
"One can never have enough spoons, don’t you think?"
"Rust gives character, my dear friend."
"Each day is an opportunity to cherish the peculiar."
"My fingers are a bit salad today."
"I love the feeling of rust on my salad fingers."
"Do you want to play with my salad fingers?"
"I have seen things you wouldn't believe."
"The only thing better than a rusty spoon is a rusty fork."
"Silence is golden, but my salad fingers are silver."
"I like to lick rusty spoons."
"It makes me feel all funny in my tummy."
"I shall call him 'Mr. Fiddles'."
"You can’t touch the salad without fingers."
"What have you done with my plasticine?"
"The world is a wonderful place if you have salad fingers."
"I’d like to get inside your head."
"There’s something wrong with my friend."
"Ah, the colors. I can see them now."
"Why does everyone look so uninviting?"
"He likes it when I rub my fingers on him."
"Squish it all together and add a pinch of love."
"People fear what they don't understand."
"Sometimes I dream about the future."
"I mustn't forget to share my special treat."
"The more you have, the less you appreciate it."
"That’ll be the last time I play with him."
"Everything feels better with my fingers."
"It’s always good to have friends, even if they’re a bit odd."
"I see a lot of potential in you."
"It’s not what you have but how you use it."
"I like the way you smell."
"I can feel you in my fingers!"
"I do enjoy a good spoon."
"We can be friends forever and ever!"
"The back of my mind is a little bit like... a farmer!"
"I want to play with you!"
"I can almost taste the dirt."
"I wish I could have a friend like you."
"You're a little bit of a pickle, aren't you?"
"I like your crinkly fingers."
"Would you like to touch my rusty kettle?"
"Oh, how I love the taste of rusty spoons!"
"Let me tell you a secret: I am not very good at controlling my excitement."
"Ooh, a shoveling papercut!"
"I can hear the grass grow!"
"I enjoy meeting new people!"
"A little more salt for flavor!"
"Feel the anguish between your fingers!"
"I love the way the light dances!"
"I can make you smile any day!"
"It's so quiet, I can hear my heart sing!"
"Oh, the feel of that smooth, cool surface!"
"Shall we dance amidst the rust?"
"Happiness can often be found in the littlest of things."
"Life is just a bowl of jelly!"
"Sometimes, it’s best to embrace the bizarre."
"I have a special connection with knickknacks!"
"I like to think of myself as an artist, a bit like Van Gogh, except I am not dead."
"I found a rusty spoon."
"The aroma of this place is delightful."
"Oh, what fun it is to emit the kind of unpleasant noises that would scare small children."
"I do enjoy a bit of a tickle."
"Can you feel it? The anticipation?"
"I must say, I do love my fingers."
"I sense a warm and certain tingle in the most delicate of places."
"Some people call me strange. I prefer to think of myself as unique."
"There’s something about the way the grass grows that always brings a smile to my face."
"Let us leave behind the trappings of this world."
"My, my. Aren’t you a curious little fellow?"
"Oh, how I long to touch the softest of fabrics."
"I wonder if you could lick my fingers and make them taste like butter."
"The world is a quirky place, don’t you think?"
"I do love a warm cup of tea."
"A spoon is not just a utensil, it's a friend."
"I find joy in the oddest of places."
"Feel the texture of the grass…"
"May I stroke your hair with my fingers?"
"The green of the world takes my breath away."
"What a marvelous day for touching things."
"Sometimes I hear the whispers of the inanimate objects."
"Friendship is like a good cup of tea—it helps to soothe the soul."
"Ah, the soft touch of a petal."
"Oh, how my fingers crave affection."
"Ever so delicately, I like to embrace the world."
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