127 result(s) for Rick And Morty Quotes.
"I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV."
"You cannot un-say a cruel thing."
"The universe is a big, dark place."
"Sometimes science is more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that."
"Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist. The answer is that it’s a made up thing."
"I’m not sorry, Morty! I’m not sorry! You think I’m a monster? I don’t have a heart!"
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"The only thing I have is this thing that helps me feel better."
"You know, the kind of person who’s always right? That's me!"
"Morty, I’ve told you a million times, you’ve got to pay attention to the things I say."
"You’re the one who wanted me to take you to dimensions where things are different."
"I’m sorry, but your opinion means little to me."
"I don’t know what’s worse, seeing you as a loser or knowing that’s how I raised you."
"You’ve got to learn the rules of this universe sooner or later."
"What’s the point of all this if you’re not having fun?"
"Why do I even care about this? I don’t care about anything!"
"Life is a series of choices, and I choose to be reckless!"
"It's a scientific fact that nothing matters."
"Hey, Morty! Let's go to a dimension where we don’t care about our problems!"
"The crux of morality is in figuring out what is right and wrong!"
"In a world of infinite possibilities, any choice can lead to madness."
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"Okay, Morty, let's go explore the multiverse!"
"Those who can’t do science have to get involved in politics."
"I’m the smartest man in the universe!"
"You want to know the secret of happiness, Morty? Just don’t care about anything!"
"There’s no such thing as a bad idea, just bad execution."
"Get Schwifty!"
"I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?"
"What is my purpose? To serve a purpose?"
"You got to get Schwifty!"
"I don't want to hear about your problems. That's your problem."
"The truth is, the world is not a simple place."
"Morty, you gotta listen to me! This is why the world is the way it is."
"We've been through a lot, Morty. But we always get through it together."
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"You can’t always be the hero, Morty. Sometimes you gotta be the villain."
"I’m a scientist, and I’m a custodian of knowledge where knowledge is power."
"You know, Morty, I never thought I’d say this, but you might just be the smartest one in this family."
"You think that’s bad? I’ve got a whole universe of bad ideas!"
"You gotta keep your expectations in check, Morty."
"I can't believe I have to say this, but take care of your own shit, Morty!"
"Your opinion means very little to me, Morty."
"I’ve got a great idea. Let’s take a leaf out of the book of smart people, Morty."
"You know, the problem with authority is that it gets in the way of freedom."
"Life is effort, Morty. And I’ll stop when I die!"
"Science is like a toolset for living, Morty."
"If you love someone, keep them fed and watered."
"Morty, you must listen to your own mind!"
"It’s all about perspective, Morty."
"Prepare yourself, Morty! We’re going on an adventure!"
"No one knows anything, Morty. We just play along."
"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
"Sometimes science is a lot more art than science."
"Morty, don't be a hero. You're not ready for that kind of responsibility."
"It's like a portal to an alternate universe where I'm not a total loser."
"Existence is pain!"
"Get your shit together, Morty!"
"I’m a genius! I’m a mad scientist!"
"Nothing matters. Just be yourself."
"You know, it’s funny. I used to think all you had to do was follow the science."
"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I'm Pickle Rick!"
"I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me."
"I don’t care, Morty! I’m not a monster; I’m just better than everyone!"
"Sometimes you gotta leave the universe."
"I’m in a pickle!"
"You have to be ready to do anything for yourself."
"We’re all just a bunch of squiggly lines in a giant inkblot."
"Life is just a series of choices and we’re all just trying to be happy."
"You can't just take a good universe and make it worse by going back!"
"I’m going to need you to look me in the eye and tell me that you’re ready to experience the infinite!"
"People die all the time, Morty! And you wonder why I don't care?"
"That’s the thing about the multiverse, Morty: it’s not just one universe."
"You can only live your life in the moment."
"You’re not going to complete the social contract, are you?"
"I wish I could take credit for that, but I’m not that smart."
"It’s all about new experiences."
"Sometimes science is more art than science."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Get your shit together, you can’t even remember your own name!"
"What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? And we didn’t go in there and kill Hitler?!"
"You’re not a bad person, you’re just a product of your environment."
"I'm a genius, but I don't operate on that level."
"Life is just a series of events. Don’t take it too seriously."
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV."
"You know what they say: sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith."
"I don’t want to be a hero. I just want to be a normal kid."
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but you need to get over yourself!"
"I’m just trying to find my place in this universe!"
"You can't go wrong with a classic, Morty!"
"Screw you, Rick! I'm going to be a better person than you are!"
"This is a simple, totally normal morty adventure."
"Nothing matters. So just do whatever."
"You got to learn to have fun sometimes."
"It’s not my fault you’re a coward!"
"Don’t panic, it’s just a smelly dimension!"
"You want to hang out with me forever? Morty, I love you, but I’m an inter-dimensional traveler."
"I don't want to be a part of this world!"
"Don't look at me, I’m just a scientist!"
"Sometimes the best Nap is a Time Nap!"
"You think you’re better than me? That’s adorable."
"I’m just one man, Morty! Where do you think I got all these ideas?!"
"Wubba lubba dub dub!"
"I'm not a bad guy. I'm just a guy who happens to be bad."
"Morty, you little idiot! You’re not the boss of me!"
"Get your shit together, you’re not even there yet!"
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV!"
"It’s time to get schwifty!"
"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I’m Pickle Rick!"
"You gotta get your shit together, Morty!"
"Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that."
"You know, Morty, a man can make hundreds of mistakes and still succeed. Just look at me."
"I’m a monster, Morty. I’ve done horrible things."
"It’s like, you think you’re going to go, like, the easy way, but then it's hard and painful."
"Reality is often disappointing."
"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void."
"Always carry a towel; you never know when you're going to need it."
"Sometimes I think we should just quit and get a coffee."
"Whenever I think about space, I just think it's overwhelmingly depressing."
"The only thing that matters is that you’re a good person."
"The thing about science is, it’s a lot more of an art than a science."
"You can’t just give up, Morty! You have to keep trying! We have to try!"
"Hey, look at me. I’m a science guy!"
"Somewhere, out there, there’s a universe where I’m the good guy!"
"The world is full of, like, I don’t know, like, fake people."
"I’ve always got a bunch of ideas on how to do things. Always gotta keep the brain working."
"Your whole life is just, like, one tiny little moment in this huge, vast universe."
"You can be a scientist if you believe you can."
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