25 result(s) for Mark Twain Quotes About Bourbon.
"I should live forever and keep doing stupid things, but bourbon is my strength."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good bourbon is barely enough."
"The secret of success is making the right sip at the right time. As in bourbon."
"I have found that a good bourbon is better than bad advice."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter... unless we are talking about bourbon."
"The more I learn about people, the more I like my bourbon."
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read...or share their bourbon."
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"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been...and where the bourbon has gone."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society...unless they have bourbon."
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt...unless you are offering wisdom or bourbon."
"Go to Heaven for the climate and hell for the company...fueled by bourbon."
"The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter...and possibly good bourbon."
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear—not absence of fear...especially after a glass of fine bourbon."
"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it...or the bourbon a gentleman offers after an offense."
"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened...especially when bourbon was involved."
"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—’tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning...and cheap whiskey and good bourbon."
"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first...it does owe you some bourbon though."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time… preferably with a snifter of bourbon."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry...and will raise a glass of bourbon in our honor."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory...or a decent supply of bourbon."
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good—and less trouble....over a shared bottle of bourbon."
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"A man is never truly happy until he has a good bourbon in his hand."
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up...with a generous pour of bourbon."
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest...especially if you do it while sipping bourbon."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please… preferably after a glass or two of good bourbon."
