25 result(s) for Great Bourbon Quotes.
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
"I always take a little whiskey before I speak, so I don't stutter."
"The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others."
"My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky."
"Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excrement."
"Whisky is liquid sunshine."
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"A man does not flee from his drunkard's fate as he flees the plague; he will rather embrace it, considering it a blessing."
"The proper use of commas is vital. I once wrote, 'Here lies an actor, an acrobat and a clown'. Decorum demanded I add 'a comma' before 'an acrobat'."
"I'm Irish. I think about death all the time."
"The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit on the shady side of an oak tree."
"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
"Happiness. A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can stand."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
"Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation."
"Whisky, I find, fortifies one against the vicissitudes of life."
"There are two things a highball is good for: diluting whiskey and making you late."
"My God, so much bourbon, and only one liver."
"Life is too short to drink bad whiskey."
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"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
"By wine one spirit is encreased; with wine nothing is left to be despaired of. It is the conduit of encouragement, and makes Hope shine."
"Drink to me only with thine eyes, and I will pledge with mine."
"This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thoughts."
