64 result(s) for Mae West Quotes.
"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
"Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair, and devastating, it will be that much easier."
"It's not the size of the ship; it's the motion of the ocean."
"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."
"I enjoyed the brawl and the ball - I suppose I was the only one ever to have reached the just medium."
"When caught between two evils, I generally like to take the one I never tried."
"I'll be a bigger flop than the H-bomb."
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"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
"If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."
"It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men."
"It is better to be looked over than overlooked."
"A dame who knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."
"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing."
"You only get one life, so why waste it on sleep?"
"A hard man is good to find."
"Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring."
"I've been in more laps than a napkin."
"To hold a man, you must use your eyes, your brains, your lips, and your heart."
"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them."
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
"I speak two languages: body and English."
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense."
"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."
"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
"To err is human, but it feels divine."
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it."
"It's better to be looked over, than overlooked."
"It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it."
"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him."
"It's hard to find a good man, but it's even harder to find a man who believes in the same good woman."
"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better."
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"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."
"You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins."
"Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is."
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct—it's an art."
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
"Cultivate your curves—they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
"I'm single because I was born that way."
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."
"When caught between two evils, I generally pick the one I've never tried before."
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond."
"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better."
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
"A man in the house is worth two in the street."
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Flattery will get you everywhere."
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it."
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it."
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct – it's an art."
"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."
"It's better to be looked over than overlooked."
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
"I've been things and seen places."
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