25 result(s) for Humorous Quotes About Weather.
"I hate when I lose my umbrella. Because I never find it again. It's like, Ooh, what happened to my umbrella? I don't know. Maybe it blew away. Or maybe a magician came along and said, 'You know what? I need an umbrella!'… Abracadabra!"
"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get."
"There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"I like the cold weather. It means you can stay indoors, read books, drink coffee, and hibernate."
"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."
"The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain."
"A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition."
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"In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours."
"I told my wife the weather is supposed to be dry, she said 'No way, I'm already halfway' ... halfway to getting the washing in."
"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful."
"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."
"There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people."
"I don't like talking about the weather because I don't like talking about things I can't do anything about."
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."
"I always tell people that a house is like a pair of shoes. If you aren't comfortable in it, no matter how stylish it is, you aren't going to be happy."
"If you want to see the sunshine, you have to weather the storm."
"The only predictable thing about the weather is its unpredictability."
"I like it when it rains real hard."
"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
"Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain."
"The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide world's joy."
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"The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire."
"It's not the clouds that block the sun, but the dirt in our eyes."
"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."
"August is like the Sunday of summer."
