25 result(s) for Humorous Quotes About Farming.
"Agriculture is the noblest of all alchemy; for it turns earth, and even manure, into gold, conferring upon its cultivator the additional reward of health."
"A farmer is outstanding in his field."
"Modern agriculture is a use of land to convert petroleum into food."
"When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization."
"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the corn field."
"Agriculture seems to be the first pursuit of civilized man. It enables him to escape from the life of the savage, and wandering tribes, gathering the spontaneous fruits of the earth, and following the migrations of beasts."
"The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer."
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"A person is never the same after the realization that they have been photographed by a farm animal."
"If you tickle the earth with a hoe she laughs with a harvest."
"There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, a tractor, and old age."
"To be a successful farmer one must first know the nature of the soil."
"I would rather be on my farm than emperor of the world."
"The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow."
"Man is born to be a farmer, a husbandman, a gardener; and if he is not this, he is nothing."
"The ultimate goal of farming is not the growing of crops, but the cultivation and perfection of human beings."
"Agriculture not only gives riches to a nation, but the only riches she can call her own."
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant."
"My father was a dirt farmer. He worked hard in the fields. I grew up poor, but I didn't know it because we always had food on the table."
"Fools, after all, were generally more dangerous than knaves."
"The discovery of agriculture was the first big step toward a civilized life."
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"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy."
"The charm of the farmer's life is that it offers the man a great deal of independence and self-reliance and develops in him resourcefulness, initiative and strength of body and mind."
"It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn."
"Never underestimate the power of a good pot roast."
