25 result(s) for Bad Jokes Quotes.
""I love bad puns, that's how eye roll.""
""Dad jokes. I love them. I live them.""
""Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!""
""I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!""
""Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!""
""I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.""
""What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!""
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""Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!""
""Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.""
""I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.""
""What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.""
""I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.""
""Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.""
""Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.""
""A man tells his doctor, 'I think I’m a moth.' The doctor says, 'Don’t worry, you’re going through a stage.'""
""Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!""
""What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!""
""You know, it’s okay to make mistakes. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.""
""What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.""
""What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.""
""How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.""
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""What shirt should you wear to a tea party? A t-shirt.""
""What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school? Bison.""
""Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.""
""What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail, the other tags a whale.""
