25 result(s) for Humorous Quotes About Closing A Project.
"It’s not a bug, it’s an undocumented feature!"
"I'm not sure what's worse: people who read my code or people who don't."
"The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
"If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in."
"First, solve the problem. Then, write the code."
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"I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing."
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
"The key to success is knowing the size of your ignorance."
"It's always darkest just before the lights go out."
"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
"The best error message is the one that never shows up."
"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late."
"You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child."
"Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning."
"Software and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray."
"Why do we never have time to do it right, but always have time to do it over?"
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it's bad, it's better than nothing."
"Hardware: the parts of a computer system that can be kicked."
"Saying that Java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying that anal sex is good because it works on all genders."
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"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week."
"Plans are of little importance, but planning is essential."
"If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0."
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
