130 result(s) for Hotter Than Southern Quotes.
"If you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelet."
"The sun is shining, and so is my attitude. It's hotter than a pepper sprout!"
"Heat and humidity make me feel like a wet sponge. It doesn’t have to be that way!"
"I think of myself as a bit like Southern weather; I might be calm one minute, and scorching hot the next!"
"A Southern summer is like a sauna—hot, sticky, and sometimes overwhelming"
"I don’t mind the heat as long as I can find a sweet iced tea."
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"In the South, we don’t sweat; we glow!"
"It’s so hot outside, even the corn is popping!"
"Y’all, it’s hotter than a jalapeño’s armpits!"
"This heat is so oppressive, I can’t even complain about it."
"When life gives you lemons, just add sweet tea and ice! It’s hotter than a Southern BBQ out here."
"I want to be as hot as my grandma’s fried chicken on a summer day."
"The only thing that feels hotter than a Southern summer is the pride that comes from it."
"You think it’s hot now? Just wait until my mama steps out with her secret barbecue sauce."
"Hot days call for cold drinks and shade trees; Southern style!"
"It’s hotter than a firecracker down here, and just as unpredictable."
"Summer in the South is just a whole lotta love wrapped in a heatwave."
"Life gets hotter in the South, but so does the music, food, and hospitality!"
"There’s nothing sweeter than a Southern summer night, but the days are hot enough to fry an egg."
"I can’t decide what’s hotter: the sun or my Aunt Mary’s hot sauce."
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"Down here, the nights are just warm and the days are downright sultry."
"So hot outside I can’t even think straight, but at least I have grits!"
"Hotter than Georgia asphalt! That’s summer for you."
"In the South, we wear our heat like a badge of honor."
"Southern heat means you need to hydrate and enjoy the shade!"
"On a perfect Southern summer day, we feast, we sweat, and we relish every moment."
"It's so hot the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground."
"It's so hot outside that I saw a squirrel licking a brick."
"It's hotter than a jalapeño's armpit."
"The summer breeze is just the Devil blowing on the flames."
"It's so hot, even the ice cream truck broke down."
"It's so hot you could bake cookies on the sidewalk."
"It's hotter than a two-dollar pistol."
"It's so hot the sun is sweating!"
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"It's hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof."
"It's hotter than a Louisiana bayou in July."
"Boy, it sure is hotter than a jalapeño's armpit out here!"
"You could cook bacon on the sidewalk!"
"It's hot enough to make a preacher cuss!"
"It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette!"
"I’m not saying it’s hot, but fire ants are turning into boiled crawfish."
"It feels like the oven is on, and I’m the turkey!"
"It's so hot I can't even get my hair to sweat!"
"I tell you, it’s hotter than a pepper sprout!"
"It's hotter than the Devil’s kitchen!"
"I'm sweating like a sinner in church!"
"It's so hot, I can't even think straight!"
"It's hotter than a tamale in a sauna."
"I’m sweating like a pig in a blanket!"
"It's so hot I've seen people carrying their dogs around in ice!"
"There's enough heat out there to roast a whole hog!"
"It’s hotter than a pop-up toaster!"
"The only way to define your life is by the choices you make."
"If you don’t like the weather in the South, just wait a minute."
"In the South, we don’t judge people by the color of their skin. We judge them by the size of their sweet tea."
"For the South, I have sympathy; but for the North, I have none."
"You can take the girl out of the South, but you can’t take the South out of the girl."
"The South is not a place, it’s a state of mind."
"Southern hospitality is real, folks. We invented it."
"It's hotter than a goat in a pepper patch."
"You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."
"In the South, we’re always happy to make new friends, provided they know how to make grits."
"Heat is the age of the devil; patience is a virtue in the South."
"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold."
"The fried chicken is great here, and lord knows we have more than our share of warm weather."
"We don’t do cold in the South; we do sweat."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kind of the same thing in the South."
"Sunburn is merely the Southern way of saying 'hello.'"
"Life’s short; eat dessert first, especially a peach cobbler in July."
"Peaches are symbolic of everything; it’s hotter than the surface of the sun when they’re ripe."
"In the South, we say if you sweat, it means you’re hard at work."
"Nothing is as southern as a summer’s day by the lake."
"Chillin’ out in the South means sitting on the porch with sweet tea in hand."
"The best part of summer is eating outside, preferably with a view of a grill."
"In the South, we say a good friend is like a cool breeze on a hot day."
"If it’s too hot for pants, wear a skirt; that’s the Southern way."
"Sweating like a sinner in church is just another summer afternoon in the South."
"If it ain't hot, I ain't interested."
"It's hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
"It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs!"
"I'm so hot, I could fry an egg on the sidewalk."
"It’s hotter than a two-dollar pistol."
"The only thing hotter than our weather is our hospitality."
"It’s hotter than a jalapeño's armpit!"
"Y'all, it's so hot out here, even the sun is sweating!"
"It’s a scorcher, hotter than a stolen tamale!"
"It's hotter than a firecracker at a hip hop concert."
"Hot as a pepper sprout!"
"It’s hotter than a sauna in here!"
"If you think it’s hot now, wait till July!"
"I tell ya, it’s hotter than a witch’s tit in a brass bra!"
"It’s as hot as a June bride in a new home!"
"It’s so hot out I could boil water in my pocket!"
"You step outside and melt faster than ice cream on a summer day!"
"It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking!"
"Hotter than a summer day in Georgia!"
"This heat could make a polar bear break a sweat!"
"It's so hot, the sun is taking a vacation!"
"It’s hotter than a potbelly stove!"
"Ain't no cooler than a tall glass of sweet tea on a hot day!"
"It’s hotter than a bakers oven in July!"
"This heat is making me feel like a popsicle in a sauna!"
"It's hotter than a woodpecker's lips on a steel flatbed!"
"It's so hot out here, I saw a chicken lay an egg and it turned into an omelet."
"It's hotter than a jalapeño's armpit!"
"When the temperature hits 100, even the squirrels use potholders to drag their nuts."
"It’s hotter than a goat in a pepper patch."
"You could cook an egg on the sidewalk, but I wouldn’t recommend it unless you want a side of ants."
"It’s so hot, my dog is chasing the mailman just to get a cold drink."
"It's so hot, I saw a mannequin sweating in the window."
"It's hotter than a hog in heat!"
"I’m sweating like a sinner in church."
"I’m so hot right now, if I was any hotter, I’d be an oven."
"It’s so hot, even the devil turned on the AC!"
"We’re having such hot weather, the ice cream truck is just a truck now."
"It’s hotter than a firecracker in July!"
"Sweatin' like a politician in a debate!"
"It's so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk."
"You can’t touch this weather without getting burned."
"It’s hotter than a two-dollar pistol!"
"My thermostat is sweating like it's on a date."
"The only ice I see is melting in my drink."
"It's hot enough outside to fry an egg on a car hood."
"Even the fire ants are looking for shade!"
"I’m sweating like a pig in a sauna."
"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold!"
"The sun is like a grill with no cover on today."
"So hot, the trees are whistling for the dogs!"
"It’s hotter than the bottom of the grill after a barbecue."
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