93 result(s) for Crazy T-Shirt Quotes.
"I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"This shirt is 100% cotton, 99% sarcasm."
"If you can read this, I’m out of coffee."
"I'm just here to establish an alibi."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers."
"I’m not lazy. I’m just in energy-saving mode."
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"My life is one big awkward moment after another."
"Caffeine and kindness - it’s a lifestyle."
"I have a dream... but it's just a nap."
"Professional overthinker."
"Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside."
"If I were a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cute-cumber’!"
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."
"Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come."
"Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate."
"I told my therapist about my shirts. He said they're too graphic."
"If I was a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cabbage’ (in bed)."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I’m like a butterfly: pretty to see, but hard to catch."
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"Bacon: the only thing that smells better than it tastes."
"I have a degree in sarcasm."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"A clean house is a sign of a broken computer."
"I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch."
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"No coffee, no workee."
"I'm here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"If I were a vegetable, I’d be a ‘couch potato.’"
"Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things."
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"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I can’t believe I’m still awake!"
"Sundays are for wearing pajamas all day."
"I’m not weird, I’m limited edition."
"What part of 'do not disturb' do you not understand?"
"I’m a multitasker: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time."
"Saving the world is exhausting."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote; I need coffee."
"I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer."
"If I were a superhero, my power would be napping."
"I didn't choose the mug life, the mug life chose me."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"I'm silently correcting your grammar."
"I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should meet my other personalities."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!"
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads."
"I'm wearing black because it's a funeral for my self-control."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand."
"Reality called, so I hung up."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a taco."
"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."
"I don’t need therapy. I just need to go to the beach."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I have a dream that one day I will not have to wear pants."
"If you can read this, I’m already gone."
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastinate."
"Running late is my cardio."
"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too."
"I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck."
"I’m silently correcting your grammar."
"If I was funny, I would have a good t-shirt."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"I work out. Just kidding, I take naps."
"There’s no 'we' in fries."
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat."
"I was going to take over the world, but I overslept."
"I can’t keep calm, I’m a neurotic mess."
"I’m an aquaholic."
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'!"
"I don’t care what people think of me; Yikes!"
"I’m not a morning person, or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I should start the day."
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