132 result(s) for Funny Lacrosse Quotes.
"Lacrosse is like a game of chess played at 90 miles per hour."
"Lacrosse is the only game where the ball can be in your head."
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a lacrosse ball!"
"Lacrosse players don’t sweat; they sparkle."
"A good lacrosse player is just a bad dodgeball player."
"Lacrosse: the game where 'stick it' takes on an entirely new meaning."
"You know you play lacrosse when you lose more balls than you can count!"
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"Why do lacrosse players love beer? Because it’s the most fun way to hydrate!"
"Real friends don’t let you play lacrosse alone."
"Lacrosse: Where hitting hard is just part of the game, but so is not hitting at all!"
"I’m just here because my mom gave up on my football career."
"Lacrosse is like shooting fish in a barrel—if the fish could throw it back!"
"Lacrosse: Where 'overshooting' means you're still a better shot than your ex."
"You might be a lax bro if your stick gets more action than your girlfriend."
"I play lacrosse because I can’t figure out how to play rugby without getting chewed out!"
"In lacrosse, the best defense is a good offense—and a good snack afterwards!"
"If you can’t win, make sure you look good losing."
"Lacrosse: the only place where running away from the ball is a valid strategy."
"Forget therapy—play lacrosse instead!"
"Life’s a pitch, then you play lacrosse."
"Lacrosse is just like life: It’s full of opportunities to trip over your own feet."
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"You can’t buy happiness, but you can play lacrosse and that’s pretty close!"
"The best athletes are the ones who know how to dodge their responsibilities—just like in lacrosse."
"In lacrosse, as in life, sometimes you have to throw caution to the wind!"
"Nothing is more exhilarating than chasing a ball you can’t catch!"
"Lacrosse players have two speeds: fast and faster!"
"Lacrosse is where the word 'team' takes on a whole new meaning...and laughter is mandatory."
"I play lacrosse because it’s the only time I can run with a stick and not get arrested."
"Lacrosse players don’t get mad; they just get funny."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a lacrosse stick, and that’s pretty close."
"Lacrosse: the only sport where you can get a serious cardio workout while looking like a ninja."
"I was going to be a badminton player, but then I saw a lacrosse stick and thought, 'Why not swing a bigger stick?'"
"In lacrosse, as in life, it’s all fun and games until someone breaks out the duct tape."
"Lacrosse is the only sport where scoring is not only encouraged but also celebrated with a dance."
"Playing lacrosse makes you realize how often you can trip and still have a great time."
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"I used to think I was bad at sports... then I played lacrosse and felt a little better about myself."
"You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a lacrosse player trying to do the Macarena after a goal."
"Lacrosse: where you can catch more friends than balls."
"I consider myself an athlete, but in lacrosse, everyone else could be a comedian."
"Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? To tie one on!"
"Lacrosse is 90% mental, and the other half is physical."
"I'd take a lacrosse game over a comedy show any day – at least they don’t throw pies."
"Lacrosse: because sometimes you just want an excuse to run around with your friends and a stick."
"If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a lacrosse stick… right?"
"Lacrosse is the only time I can yell at someone and they won’t be mad at me, because it’s part of the game!"
"Lacrosse is like being in a family: sometimes you want to strangle each other, but mostly you just want to laugh."
"If your life feels unbalanced, throw a lacrosse ball at it."
"Why did the lacrosse player fail the music test? He couldn’t find the right pitch!"
"In lacrosse, as in comedy, timing is everything."
"Nothing like the sound of a lacrosse stick hitting a ball to bring a smile."
"A day without laughter is like a day without a lacrosse game – just sad."
"They say laughter is the best medicine; I say it’s a good game of lacrosse!"
"Lacrosse is a game of inches, and inches can lead to miles of laughter."
"Lacrosse is the only sport where you can wear a skirt and still be considered a manly man."
"I used to think lacrosse was a game for dogs, but now I see it's really for them as well!"
"If you think lacrosse is just a game, you’ve never had to dodge someone with a stick trying to take your head off."
"What's the difference between lacrosse and golf? At the end of the day, in lacrosse, you’ll have bruises to show for your effort."
"Lacrosse: where the girls are graceful and the boys are in a constant state of panic."
"Playing lacrosse is fun, but the real thrill comes from dodging your coach's fury."
"In lacrosse, we make bad decisions daily; it’s called gameplay."
"Lacrosse players are the only athletes who can take a hit and answer their parents with 'I’m fine' while checking their phone."
"Lacrosse: because sometimes hitting people with sticks is just more fun than a regular sport."
"Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? To string his friends along!"
"Dear Parents: Lacrosse is a sport. It is not a reason to invest in new insurance."
"Lacrosse season is like Christmas—everyone is happy until they remember they have to practice."
"If you don’t look like you just survived a war after a lacrosse game, did you even play?"
"They say lacrosse builds character; I think it just builds the ability to get up after falling down."
"Lacrosse players are like ninjas; you never see them coming until they are right on top of you!"
"It's not just a game; it’s a high-speed contact sport that’s about as graceful as a hippo on ice."
"You know you play lacrosse when your laundry piles up because all your other clothes are a lie."
"Lacrosse is 10% skill and 90% not getting hit by 30 pounds of equipment."
"Why did the lacrosse player stay home? He couldn't make the drop pass."
"Being a lacrosse player means you can confuse a lot of people with what a long pole really is."
"Lacrosse: where the goalies are like ice cream; some are solid, some are soft, but everyone loves them."
"Never trust a lacrosse player; they will always checked you before saying hello."
"Lacrosse practices make for great stories, just not during the actual game."
"Lacrosse: the sport where you can get knocked down and knocked out, but can still walk off the field and smile."
"Lacrosse: the only time it’s okay to use the phrase 'getting shelled' without being in the military."
"Being a lacrosse player is great preparation for life: getting hit by reality but always getting back up."
"Lacrosse is like a game of chess, but with more running and fewer pants."
"I love lacrosse; it’s the only time I can legally hit someone and not go to jail."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can play lacrosse, and that’s pretty close."
"Lacrosse: the sport that gives you a reason to wear a helmet for more than just biking."
"If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your coach told you to the first time."
"There are two seasons in lacrosse: the season you play, and the season you wish you played better."
"Lacrosse players are just like unicorns: majestic, powerful, and very, very rare!"
"If you think lacrosse is just a game, try telling that to your bruises!"
"Lacrosse: the best excuse for running away from your responsibilities!"
"Coaches are like parents who scream at you from the sidelines instead of the living room."
"Why did the lacrosse player bring string to practice? To tie the score!"
"Lacrosse is the only place where it’s acceptable to yell 'pass!' in an aggressive way!"
"I don’t always play lacrosse, but when I do, I forget how to walk the next day."
"Lacrosse is the battle of wit, speed, and the occasional accidental shoulder to the face."
"Lacrosse players have commitment issues: they can’t even decide which side of the field to stand on!"
"Lacrosse is like riding a bike, except that the bike is on fire and you’re on fire too."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch!"
"How do lacrosse players stay cool during games? They stand near the fans!"
"Lacrosse is like a family; we may cause bruises, but we always have each other's backs."
"Why did the lacrosse player go to art school? To learn how to draw fouls!"
"Lacrosse doesn’t build character. It reveals it, especially when someone steals your stick!"
"Why was the lacrosse team so good at math? Because they knew how to calculate angles for shots!"
"Being a lacrosse player means you get to carry around a stick and no one thinks twice about it!"
"The only thing harder than getting a goal in lacrosse is getting your teammates to pass the ball!"
"Why did the lacrosse goalie bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights!"
"In lacrosse, every game is an opportunity to get better, or at least to look good doing it."
"Why do lacrosse players make great comedians? They always know how to deliver a punchline!"
"Lacrosse: it's like hockey, but you get to run with a stick!"
"Lacrosse is a sport for those who can’t quite decide if they want to wrestle or play soccer."
"There’s no crying in lacrosse, only laughing at how ridiculous we look in our helmets!"
"Lacrosse is like a mix of basketball, soccer, and the gladiators!"
"Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? To tie the score!"
"Playing lacrosse: putting the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional."
"Our lacrosse team isn’t just a team, we’re a bunch of really good friends who happen to practice a lot!"
"Lacrosse: where your stick skills are as important as your ability to dodge potholes!"
"We don’t play lacrosse to put points on the board; we play to dodge the running clock!"
"In lacrosse, it’s not how you start, it’s how you finish... and how many bruises you acquire along the way!"
"If at first, you don’t succeed, throw your stick and blame the referee!"
"Playing lacrosse is like riding a bike: except the bike is on fire, you’re on fire, and everything is on fire because you’re in hell."
"I'm not saying I'm the best lacrosse player, but I could probably score more goals than a soccer player in a lacrosse match!"
"Lacrosse: where practice makes perfect, but laughter makes it more fun!"
"Our whole team is a bunch of clowns, except for me – I’m the ringleader!"
"You know you’re a lacrosse player when your stick takes up more space in your car than your friends!"
"Lacrosse players have the fitness of a runner and the dinner plate of a lineman!"
"We like our games like we like our coffee: fast, strong, and full of drama!"
"Someone asked if I'm a good lacrosse player. I said, 'Well, I can throw a ball with flair!'"
"Keep calm and dodge the defender!"
"Lacrosse is the only sport where the only thing getting hammered is the player!"
"I came, I saw, I scored… and then I trip and fell on my face!"
"Lacrosse: the sport that teaches you how to cry in a very manly way."
"Winning is great, but if you don't have fun doing it, why bother?"
"Laxing it up: playing hard, laughing harder!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried scoring a goal in lacrosse?"
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