132 result(s) for Granny Clampett Quotes.
"I’m the head of this family, and I got the money to prove it!"
"Well, you know what they say: 'You can take the girl out of the mountains, but you can’t take the mountains out of the girl.'"
"It’s been so long since I’ve had a man around here, I’ve almost forgotten what they look like!"
"You know what I like most about living in Beverly Hills? It’s the fun I have with my family."
"I put my trust in family; they’re all I got."
"I reckon I can whip any man in the county!"
"If my folks could see me now, they’d faint!"
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"I just love that rich food! It goes straight to my heart!"
"There's nothing quite like a good ol' home-cooked meal to bring the family together."
"Listen here, you can’t get by on looks alone; it’s got to be the heart that counts."
"Ain't no problem so big it can’t be solved with a little love and a lot of biscuits!"
"I always say, if you can’t have what you want, learn to want what you have!"
"Every cloud has a silver lining, but I like gold myself."
"Why settle for a little when you can have a lot with a little finesse?"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade – and serve it ice-cold!"
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can sure pay for a good time!"
"I’m not too old to learn new tricks – just newer versions of my old tricks!"
"You can be beautiful at any age; it’s all about how you feel inside."
"There’s no easier way to a man’s heart than through his stomach!"
"You can find happiness right where you are if you just look hard enough."
"I ain't afraid of hard work; if it don’t kill me, it just makes me stronger!"
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"Sometimes, you’ve just got to take the bull by the horns and ride it out!"
"Family is everything; it’s the glue that holds us all together."
"Life’s too short to take seriously; humor is the spice of life!"
"You never know how strong you are until you have to be."
"Cherish the small moments, 'cause they’re what make the memories last."
"In my day, we knew how to shake things up and have a good time!"
"Well, doggies!"
"I'm gonna be a wrinkle in time!"
"Just because I’m old don’t mean I can’t be wild!"
"That’s how I learned to cook and clean. I had to take care of my family."
"Get outta my way, I’m fixin’ to bake!"
"I can bake a pie faster than you can say 'sugar!'"
"Ain't nobody gonna mess with Granny."
"I’m not as old as I look. I’m older!"
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"I see you’re in need of some Granny wisdom."
"If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If it hands you onions, make a stew!"
"I’ve lived long enough to know when someone's puttin’ on a show!"
"You can’t rush a good biscuit."
"In these parts, we don’t throw away food—so think twice!"
"There’s a pot of gold waiting for you in the kitchen!"
"Sometimes all you need is a cup of coffee and a good piece of advice!"
"You gotta take life with a grain of salt—or a pinch of sugar!"
"Everything tastes better with a little love mixed in."
"Keep your chin up and your pie crust down!"
"I remember when a penny was worth something!"
"Age is just a number, but biscuits are forever!"
"Love is the secret ingredient to everything."
"Fakin’ it till you make it? I prefer to bake it till I make it!"
"A little mischief keeps you young at heart!"
"Even an old gal like me can still dream!"
"Don't you dare underestimate the power of a grandma!"
"You treat people right and they’ll treat you right back, sweetie!"
"I’m gonna go mine me some money; I reckon I’ll need a better way to keep my cholesterol down."
"You don’t just throw a hissy fit, you have to throw an entire fuss."
"Well, bless your heart! I reckon some folks just live to make trouble!"
"I ain’t a chicken, I’m an egg! If you don’t crack me, I can’t lay you a surprise!"
"I’m not too old; I just have a lot of experience!"
"Don’t go settin’ your sights too high; just aim for the lowest branch."
"The best medicine is a big ol' slice of homemade pie!"
"When life hands you lemons, grab a jar and make some lemonade!"
"I may be old, but I’m still a force to be reckoned with!"
"I raised my family on my own for a spell; that builds character!"
"You ain't seen nothin' yet; just wait 'til I get my hands on some lard!"
"There’s nothin’ more important than family, except maybe biscuits."
"Get off my porch and come back when you got somethin’ worth my time!"
"Never underestimate the power of an old woman with a shotgun!"
"I don’t mind bein’ the oldest in the room, as long as I ain’t the wisest!"
"You can’t let life pass you by; you gotta grab it by the horns!"
"You never know what you can do until you try to fry a chicken!"
"They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but I taught my cat to fetch!"
"If I didn’t laugh, I’d just wind up cryin’ about the state of the world."
"Sometimes you just gotta put on your best dress and go out for a dance!"
"The secret to livin’ long is keepin’ your mind and your belly full!"
"Life’s too short to worry about how you look; just make sure your hair’s in place!"
"I may be a little set in my ways, but that’s just because I know what works!"
"Age is just a number; a number that keeps getting higher and higher!"
"Well, sugar, if you don’t like my cooking, you’re welcome to leave!"
"Every wrinkle tells a story; some of them are just harder to read!"
"A cup of sugar can sweeten any deal, especially when it comes with a cookie!"
"Well, I declare!"
"I'm gonna take a bath and put on my best duds!"
"Land sakes! What on earth is that?"
"I'm gettin' a bit tired of this huntin' and fishin'. I think I need a good ol' home-cooked meal."
"You get a hundred and fifty pounds of medicine, and I ain't gettin' a sniff!"
"You can't go through life without livin', but you can sure try!"
"There's no problem in this world that can't be solved by a little home cookin'."
"Darn tootin', it's a good day for a feast!"
"Get on over here, you young whippersnapper, and let me show you how we do things!"
"I don’t want to hear no back-talk from you, boy!"
"It don’t take a lot to make me happy!” , "
"You may call it genius, but I call it luck!"
"I’m gonna get my hands on that moonshine!"
"Sometimes life gets more complicated than makin' stew!"
"You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can certainly judge a man by his chicken!"
"Just remember, it’s the little things that matter most!"
"I’ll whip you up something that will chase away the blues!"
"A good day starts with breakfast and a smile!"
"I've got a little wisdom to share; just ask!"
"Don't you go foolin' with the family name!"
"All's well that ends with a biscuit!"
"Never underestimate the power of an old woman's intuition!"
"Well, sugar, you just can’t rush perfection!"
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, or better yet, lemon pie!"
"If Grandma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"
"Time spent with family is worth every moment!"
"The only thing that’s more important than family is how much you can squeeze out of ‘em."
"You can’t squeeze a penny to make a dime, but I can show you how to make a dollar."
"I haven’t been this excited since the last time I made chicken and dumplings!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade - unless you got no sugar, then make sweet tea!"
"I’m just a simple country gal with a knack for numbers and a love for a good ole’ stew."
"If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it, but if it is broken, make sure it works better than before!"
"A little bit of dirt never hurt nobody if it’s on the outside!"
"You can’t blame a gal for tryin’ to lasso a good match!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
"The secret to happiness is good food and good company."
"You gotta know when to holler and when to hold your tongue."
"Always tell the truth, but don’t always be honest!"
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."
"A woman’s place is in the kitchen, and I’m the queen of mine!"
"Potato salad is the key to a happy family reunion!"
"You can take the girl out of the holler, but you can’t take the holler out of the girl."
"A stitch in time saves nine, but a good stew saves a family."
"Why settle for second best when you can have it all?"
"You need to pick your battles when mud is flying."
"I’ll tell you what, it’s a good thing men can’t cook!"
"I’m full of surprises; just like my famous biscuits!"
"Good friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re there."
"Life’s too short to waste on bad food!"
"Don’t let your dreams be just dreams; grab a rifle and go hunt for ‘em!"
"The best medicine is a belly full of honey and a heart full of love!"
"Family is the sugar in the tea of life."
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