129 result(s) for Funny Trick Or Treat Quotes.
"There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing the look on their faces when they think they are getting candy, but they get a trick instead."
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. That's scary!"
"If you see a kid in a costume, remember: It's always treat time somewhere."
"A kid's favorite candy? The trick of the treat - it’s all in the delivery!"
"Trick or treat? More like, 'trick me once, shame on you; trick me twice, you'll be getting a rock!'"
"The best thing about Halloween is that all your favorite candies get to hang out without judgment!"
"I'm just here for the candy and the bad jokes!"
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"Halloween: the only day when you can knock on strangers’ doors and ask for food without getting arrested!"
"Candy is dandy, but nobody wants a nice goblin!"
"You know you're getting old when trick or treating is a thing of the past and looking for candy is a thing of the future!"
"I told my kids they could be anything for Halloween. They took it literally and came as my monthly bills."
"I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke off and I went trick or treating instead."
"Why did the skeleton go trick or treating? Because he had no body to go with!"
"It's all fun and games until the candy runs out!"
"Eating candy on Halloween is like embezzling from your future self!"
"Put on a mask, put on your costume, grab your bag, and prepare for a night of guilt-free candy binging!"
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be a pumpkin. Now I just want some treats."
"Who needs October 31st when you can celebrate candy every day?"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but I say it’s candy. Or maybe both. Especially on Halloween!"
"On Halloween, even a broken clock is right twice a year. It's all about the treats!"
"Why do ghosts love to eat candy? Because it's always a 'boo-tiful' treat!"
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"What do you call a vampire who takes a break? A 'coffin' snack!"
"Witches and goblins know how to treat you right. Just don’t ask for the full-size bars!"
"If candy corn is wrong, I don’t want to be right!"
"Halloween is the only time of the year when it's okay to lie to children about food!"
"Life is like a Halloween bag: you never know what you're going to get!"
"Good candy is a treat that can haunt your diet for at least a week."
"I’m just here for the candy."
"Trick or treat? More like trick or eat!"
"If you don’t have candy, please have a trick prepared!"
"Every Halloween, I would dress up as a kid. It was my favorite holiday."
"I love Halloween, and I love candy. I guess that's my ultimate goal: to be able to eat candy all day long."
"I’m not saying I’m going to die, but I’m not going to get a lot of candy."
"Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-tiful night!"
"I’m going to put a monster under your bed, so you can have a scare at night. Happy Halloween!"
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"There's something spooky in the air tonight, when everyone comes out in costumes for fright!"
"I’ve got a black cat and a broomstick; what more could a witch want?"
"I fear no ghost, but I don’t like sharing my candy!"
"On Halloween, we can all be a little batty!"
"The best part of Halloween is the candy hangover!"
"If candy is not involved, I’m just not interested."
"Did you know that ghost parties are a scream? They’re to die for!"
"Life is like candy; it’s all about how you choose to unwrap it!"
"Pumpkin spice and everything nice, that’s what Halloween is made of!"
"Halloween: the one day a year it’s acceptable to dress like a complete weirdo!"
"A little bit of spooky, a whole lot of sweet – that’s Halloween for you!"
"Boo! Just wanted to say, ‘You’re sweet enough without the candy!’"
"Let’s get this candy party started!"
"Caution: Witch crossing!"
"Ghosts just want to have fun!"
"Nothing beats a night of fright, chocolate bars, and sweet delights!"
"If you want to scare me, hide the candy!"
"Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!"
"Where there’s a will, there’s a way – but only if there’s candy at the end of it."
"If you think my costume is scary, wait till you see the dentist bill after Halloween!"
"I’m just here for the candy. Everything else is optional."
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!"
"I love candy corn! It’s just so sweet and festive. I could eat it all year round… if it didn’t taste like plastic."
"Nothing says Halloween like a bowl full of candy and a selection of costumes only your dog would approve of."
"Trick or treat, hear my feet, give me something good to eat, if you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll pull down your underwear!"
"Halloween is the one day a year when you can dress up as someone else and eat candy guilt-free. What’s not to love?"
"The best part of Halloween is the candy. The second best part is scaring small children."
"If you’ve got it, haunt it!"
"I’m just a ‘boo-tiful’ soul looking for some ‘fang-tastic’ candy."
"Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be ‘spook-tacular’!"
"Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!"
"This Halloween, I’m going to be my true self… a pumpkin spice latte!"
"I don’t need a costume; I’m already a ‘treat’!"
"If it weren’t for pumpkins, my Halloween would be total ‘sow-w’!"
"A witch never gets old; she just turns over a new leaf!"
"When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween."
"Just like Halloween candy, life is sweet and often sticky!"
"Feeling spooky tonight? Don’t forget the treats!"
"On Halloween, the only thing scarier than ghosts is the amount of candy I’m about to eat!"
"If candy corn were a currency, I’d be a millionaire!"
"I’m crazy for candy – especially at Halloween!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy candy, and that’s pretty close!"
"A Halloween prank: If I can’t scare you, I’ll at least confuse you!"
"Trick or treat? I prefer to just treat – trickery takes too much effort!"
"On Halloween, we give candy. It's a treat. But we also pretend to be scary. It's a trick!"
"If you want a treat, you best be ready for a trick!"
"I don’t always trick-or-treat, but when I do, I prefer to scare the treats out of people!"
"Why do ghosts like to trick or treat? Because it's their favorite boo-ling activity!"
"Trick or treating: the only time it’s socially acceptable to ask for free candy from strangers."
"Halloween is the only time of year where you can knock on your neighbor's door and take their candy without being arrested!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy candy, and that’s kind of the same thing!"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone said 'trick or treat', I’d have a lot of candy!"
"You say 'trick or treat,' I hear 'gimme candy!'"
"There’s no better way to say it: candy is all the motivation you need to give a good scare!"
"I was going to go as a ghost for Halloween, but I couldn’t find a treat bag big enough!"
"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat – unless it’s broccoli!"
"Some people are born to be ghosts, others just dress like one to get candy!"
"The best part of Halloween? Collecting candy without the calories!"
"Trick-or-treating is like a scavenger hunt with better prizes!"
"When life gives you pumpkins, carve them and go trick or treating!"
"I only like two kinds of parties: Halloween and candy parties!"
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness didn’t ever trick or treat!"
"Want a trick? Just watch me count how many candy bars I can eat in one sitting!"
"Halloween: the one night a year when it's okay to take candy from strangers!"
"What's scarier than ghosts? Sometimes it's the amount of candy I plan to eat this year!"
"Don't worry, I’m just here for the candy. Tricks are optional!"
"Trick-or-treating: where you learn the value of barter at a young age!"
"When the doorbell rings on Halloween, I just hope it’s not another broccoli delivery!"
"A pumpkin a day keeps the ghosts away."
"I love candy corn, even if it is more of a decoration than a treat!"
"Trick or treat? I prefer trick-ortreating with a side of sarcasm."
"Nothing says Halloween like a little bit of mischief and a lot of chocolate."
"Eat, drink, and be scary!"
"Who needs a costume? I've been in a bad mood since last Halloween!"
"On Halloween, a trick is just as sweet as a treat!"
"If you've got it, haunt it!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch!"
"I put a spell on you… and now you're my snack!"
"Why was the ghost so bad at lying? Because you could see right through him!"
"Too cute to spook!"
"Witch better have my candy!"
"Why do ghosts love parties? Because they have a lot of boo-tiful friends!"
"It's the most wonderful time of the year — when you can get candy without the calories!"
"Boo to you from our crew!"
"This Halloween, let's carve out some time for a little fun!"
"Happiness is only a ghost away!"
"Ghouls just want to have fun!"
"If you can’t scare them, make them laugh!"
"There’s something in the eerie night that makes me want to treat myself!"
"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!"
"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!"
"Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation!"
"On Halloween, we all have a little bit of fright in our hearts and candy in our hands!"
"If you want a trick or treat, make it something sweet!"
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