127 result(s) for Funny Triathlon Quotes.
"I only run so I can eat more."
"Triathlons are for those who want to suffer, but want to look good while doing it."
"I thought I was in shape. Then I signed up for a triathlon."
"Why do triathletes have great abs? Because they’re always running from their worries."
"The only time I run is whenever the ice cream truck comes."
"In a triathlon, the only thing that’s harder than the race is the training... and the post-race snacks!"
"Why do I swim, bike, and run? Because punching people is frowned upon."
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"Triathletes: We get sweaty and gross for a medal and a t-shirt."
"If you think swimming is hard, try swimming with a mouthful of water!"
"Swim, bike, run, repeat, and complain about it all the way."
"My favorite part of training for a triathlon is the food!"
"I finally found an excuse to wear spandex in public."
"If you never do anything, you’ll never see anything."
"Running is a mental sport, and we're all insane!"
"I would compete in a triathlon just for the post-race snacks!"
"When the sun shines, I’m out running, but my mind is still on the couch."
"A good triathlete is just a bad swimmer, a mediocre cyclist, and an okay runner."
"I do tris because running is just not long enough to justify the carbs."
"If you see me running, it means there's something chasing me."
"Why run a marathon when you can tri and drink beer at the same time?"
"Triathlons: it's just a really long way to the finish line."
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"Running is the only sport where you can be lazy while doing it!"
"I swim to get fit, cycle to look cool, and run to find the finish line."
"If you're going through hell, keep going—unless there's a triathlon to train for!"
"You know you're a triathlete when people ask what you do for fun, and you see that as a serious question!"
"I like to think of it as just one long, fun event. I'm really a spectator at my own triathlon."
"I do triathlons because I like to challenge my sanity, and they said, ‘You can swim, bike and run!’"
"Triathlons are like my relationships. Sometimes I’m all in, and sometimes I just want to walk away."
"If you see me talking to myself during a triathlon, it's just me giving myself a pep talk!"
"Triathlons: The only place where wearing spandex in public is acceptable."
"I train because I’d rather be ‘sweaty and sore’ than ‘sitting on the couch eating chips’!"
"The only time I'm an athlete is during triathlon season. The rest of the time I’m just trying to finish my coffee!"
"A triathlon without a training plan is just an expensive way to go for a long walk."
"You know you’re a triathlete when your bike has more gear than you do!"
"If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your coach told you to the first time."
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"Why do I do triathlons? Because they’re cheaper than therapy!"
"You call it a triathlon—I call it a really expensive way to stay fit."
"If you were looking for a sign to start triathlons, it's right here: the ‘sweaty’ sign."
"For me, a good race is when I can manage to keep my race kit free from bike grease."
"Running is the best way to forget about your problems. Swimming is the best way to forget about running."
"A triathlon is three times the fun and three times the suffering!"
"The hardest part of a triathlon? Making it to the starting line!"
"The transition area in a triathlon: the only place you can madly strip down and change in public without a single judgment."
"My motivation for triathlons? The post-race pizza and beer!"
"The triathlon's just a fancy term for ‘How much can you sweat in one day?’"
"On race day, I give myself a pep talk: ‘Don’t worry; you just paid for the suffering!’"
"You haven't lived until you've swallowed water from a lake while trying to swim a triathlon!"
"Triathlons: Where you'll exist in a state of confusion and exhaustion simultaneously!"
"I started doing triathlons for fitness. Now I know I just like the t-shirt."
"You never know your true potential until you're struggling to finish a triathlon!"
"I just love the sound of a coach’s whistle. It means I can finally stop running!"
"I do triathlons because punching people is frowned upon."
"Why do I do triathlons? For the ice cream at the finish line."
"The only thing better than the finish line is the snack table after."
"You know you’ve done a triathlon when you can taste the salt in your sweat as you run on the treadmill."
"If you think running a triathlon is hard, try explaining it to non-runners."
"I run marathons just to annoy all my friends who only run one at a time."
"Triathlons: Where 'I'll be in shape for summer' meets 'Why does my body hurt like this?'"
"Half of running is mental, and the other half is being really, really confused."
"I run so my coffee can have a chance to be super popular."
"In triathlons, you’re not just racing against others; you’re racing against your own overcooked spaghetti legs."
"I don’t run to add days to my life; I run to add life to my days... and wine to my weekends."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you; but triathlons might be."
"My sport is your sport’s punishment."
"Every time I finish a triathlon, I feel like I deserve a medal... or a nap."
"I don't do drugs; I do tris."
"Triathlons: The only sport where it’s acceptable to get really stinky in three different ways at once."
"Running is a mental sport, and we’re all insane!"
"Some people create with words or with music, but I like to create with sweat and tears. Welcome to triathlon."
"Life is a triathlon. Just keep swimming, biking, and running until dessert."
"Runners have a way of thinking, far beyond the average couch potato. Thank goodness for that.""
"I came for the medal and stayed for the food."
"I run because punching people is frowned upon—and triathlons keep it interesting!"
"Triathlons: Where the best things in life are earned through sweat—lots of sweat."
"You thought running was hard? Try it after you exhaust yourself in the water!"
"I run because I really, really enjoy eating a lot of food."
"Triathlons are like a high-speed buffet with a side of pain."
"I swim like a rock, bike like a grandma, and run like I’m being chased by a bear."
"Why do I run triathlons? Because I can’t swim, but I can’t run away from my problems either."
"If you want to race, you’d better be ready to suffer."
"I thought I could save time by combining the three disciplines into one, but I just ended up with one massive catastrophe."
"My favorite part of the triathlon? The end!"
"They say triathlons are about pushing limits. I’d like to meet the person who enjoys the process."
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except for a wrong turn during a triathlon."
"Triathlon: because running is just too easy."
"Running a triathlon is a bit like trying to eat a three-course meal while sprinting."
"I do triathlons to prove to myself that I’m mentally unstable enough to deal with my life."
"The only thing worse than a triathlon? A triathlon with no pizza at the finish."
"Swimming, biking, and running: three ways to torture yourself in one day!"
"Why do I race? Because running from my problems just wasn’t cutting it anymore."
"Triathlon training: because Netflix and ice cream didn’t count as a workout."
"I thought triathlons were just for crazy people. Turns out, they’re just for accessible lunatics."
"Running makes me feel like I’m going somewhere, until I remember I still have to swim and bike."
"Triathlons are like a dance. A dance with severe cardiovascular implications."
"My favorite triathlon training quote: ‘Just keep swimming… and then biking… and then running!’"
"Pain is temporary, but my triathlon finisher’s medal is forever."
"I don’t run to add days to my life; I run to add life to my days—in a triathlon, hopefully!"
"Running is just the warm-up for the real challenge: the post-race buffet."
"The only thing scarier than my swim time? My cycling speed!"
"A triathlon is basically three sports that are like, ‘Hey, let’s do them all at once!’"
"I love triathlons, they really get me out of breath and complaining in no time!"
"I don’t run to add days to my life, I run to add life to my days."
"Triathlons are like an onion. They smell bad, they make you cry, and they can be quite layered."
"I run like the winded."
"If you think lifting is dangerous, try being weak. Being weak is dangerous."
"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo."
"I swim because I love diving into the water and figuring out life underneath the surface."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Triathletes are just people who love to suffer in multiple sports."
"I thought I was going to be a triathlete until I realized I was just really good at suffering."
"It's a triathlon, not a tri-sprint. Pace yourself!"
"I run because punching people is frowned upon."
"Why do I do triathlons? Because I can't jump into a fiery pit or run with the bulls!"
"Finish the race. No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch."
"Running: cheaper than therapy."
"Triathlons: because there are not enough ways to make myself suffer."
"Your worst race will never be as bad as my best race."
"I participate in triathlons because I love to see how many ways I can embarrass myself."
"Triathlons: the ultimate opportunity to be awkward in public."
"The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen. Unless it was a triathlon."
"Just keep moving forward – even if you look ridiculous doing it!"
"I didn't choose the tri life; the tri life chose me, and it's a bit of a struggle."
"I wish I had a dollar for every time I did a triathlon. Then I could afford a new bike."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"Some days you’re the pigeon; some days you’re the statue. In triathlons, you're a bit of both!"
"A triathlon is just a series of events that make you question your life choices."
"Sometimes, I just run because I really, really like cake."
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