130 result(s) for Funny Boat Quotes.
"A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"The boat is a great place to be. If you can’t do anything else, you can always just float."
"I love being on a boat. You can’t get any more relaxed than when you’re floating on water."
"Life is like a boat. You can’t control the waves, but you can adjust your sail."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it – especially on a boat!"
"A bad day on a boat is still better than a good day at work."
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"Why do we call it a ‘building’ when it’s already built? But why do we call boats ‘boats’ when they’re always going somewhere?"
"If you think being on a boat is expensive, try owning a yacht."
"The only thing fish can’t do is fly. Unless they’re in a boat with bad luck!"
"Never underestimate the power of a good boat and a cooler full of beer."
"There’s nothing more exciting than the sound of a boat’s motor starting up – unless you’re underwater!"
"Keep calm and sail on."
"Why do boats never get lost? Because they have a good sense of buoyancy!"
"You know you’re a sailor when you can sleep anywhere – even on the deck of a moving boat!"
"I don’t need therapy. I just need to go sailing."
"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor – or a funny story!"
"The sea is calling, and I must go – and probably bring snacks."
"The best stories are found between the pages of a passport... or on the deck of a boat."
"Sailing is the fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while going nowhere."
"I went to sea because I couldn't stand my own company; now I go to sea to escape everyone else!"
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"Why are boats so good at math? Because they know how to use their 'oars'!"
"When the wind is against you, just remember: that’s how you know you’re really sailing!"
"The boat may be small, but the fun is huge!"
"I don't need therapy, I just need to go boating."
"A sailor is an artist whose medium is the wind."
"There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the sea. But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be."
"I love spending time on my boat. I can't think of a better way to drown my problems."
"Life is better on a boat. Unless you're falling off."
"The sea is the only place where I feel my fear float away. Or is that just the boat tipping over?"
"Just remember: the boat's not a democracy; it's a dictatorship ruled by the captain and their significant other."
"Boating: where you spend a small fortune to slowly go nowhere on a big body of water."
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll go boating."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat, and that's pretty close."
"To err is human, to arr is pirate!"
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"You haven’t experienced true panic until your boat starts going sideways in a storm."
"Whenever you’re feeling lonely, just remember: people out on boats don’t use their phone as much!"
"I'm in a committed relationship with my boat. We have a serious anchor issue."
"The biggest danger at sea isn’t the waves, it’s running out of snacks."
"A sailor is simply a man who takes pride in being lost at sea."
"Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? I don’t know, but I’d rather be on my boat!"
"You know you're a sailor when navigating the grocery store feels easier than navigating your boat!"
"Sailing: the fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while going nowhere at great expense."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the boat dock."
"A boat is not just a boat; it’s a floating piece of freedom."
"What the sea takes with one wave, it often gives back with a sunset. Unless you forgot to pay the dock fee!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch on my boat!"
"Life without a boat is like being a fish out of water."
"The only things that should be sinking are my worries, not my boat!"
"Boating is the only place you can find both waves and a wave of laughter!"
"If you think the only thing you can catch on a boat is a fish, you haven’t tried hard enough."
"The sea is a funny place. You spend half your time worrying about capsizing, and half your time worrying about running aground."
"I love to sail. It’s just a shame that the water is so wet."
"A ship in harbor is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for. So let’s get a drink!"
"The ocean is a playground and a source of endless happiness; except when your boat won’t start."
"The only thing a boat and a woman have in common is that you need to keep both well-maintained and ready for a rough time!"
"If you're not in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it, especially if it’s fishing!"
"Why does it take so long to get a boat ready? Because you have to anchor your enthusiasm to reality."
"There are two types of sailors: those who have sailed and those who wish they could."
"Never underestimate the power of a good boat to make you feel like a complete idiot when it breaks down."
"The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone on a sinking boat."
"If you think sailing is dangerous, try being a passenger!"
"Why did the boat break up with the anchor? It found someone else to hold it down!"
"Boating: because therapy is expensive and the ocean is free!"
"The worst part of being a sailor is that every time you get lost, no one believes you."
"What do you call a boat with a hole in it? A sink-er!"
"A sailor's favorite game? Hook the wife!"
"Life is better on a boat; just make sure it doesn’t become a life raft!"
"The only time to be positive you won’t come back in a boat? When it’s during the storm, not before!"
"I wanted to become a captain, but nobody wants to follow a boat with a clown!"
"You know you're a sailor when you can communicate fluently in swear words with a wave."
"What did the captain say to the crew at comedy night? 'Let’s anchor down and have some laughs!'"
"Why did the captain bring string to the boat? To tie things together when they fell apart!"
"When I die, I want to go to harbor. It's a fine place for a boat to rest!"
"Every boat has a purpose, just like every sailor has a bad joke."
"Did you hear about the sailor who couldn’t find his boat? He was lost at sea, just like his sense of humor!"
"If you think that adventure is dangerous, try routine; it's lethal."
"The best boat in the world is the one you are on."
"I don't know much about boats, but I would like one that goes really fast into the sunset."
"There's nothing more beautiful than a sunset viewed from a boat - unless you are a landlubber."
"I told my boat it was going to be okay. It didn't believe me, but I said it anyway."
"I wanted to be a marine biologist, but then I realized it involved going on boats."
"I used to love sailing, but I couldn't get rid of my land legs."
"You know what they say about boats? They're like roller coasters. You have to ride the waves!"
"Age is a matter of mind; if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter, especially on a boat."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it – preferably on my boat."
"Why did the boat get a suspension? It couldn't handle the waves!"
"The only thing that makes a boat better is a full tank of gas and good snacks!"
"I'm a boat person. That means I float through life and hope for the best!"
"What did one boat say to the other? You’re looking a little rowed out!"
"Any day spent on a boat is a good day, even if the fish are laughing at me."
"Good things come to those who bait."
"When nothing goes right, go boating."
"Sailing is like being in the office. You get tired of it, but you still have to keep going."
"Not all who wander are lost; some are just taking their boats for a spin!"
"If you don’t like the weather, just wait an hour and the wind will change your plans."
"I am not a pirate; I just enjoy sailing without a land view!"
"When your boat capsizes, you know you're really caught in a tide of emotions!"
"A sailor’s favorite exercise is a deck-er-cise!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a boat, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I was going to be a boat captain, but I couldn't find my anchor of responsibility!"
"Life is better with a little boat therapy!"
"Adventures should be undertaken with a sense of humor, especially on boats."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Especially on a boat."
"The sea is a cruel mistress and I am but a humble sailor."
"I told my boat to take me to the ocean, and it took me to the bar instead."
"If you're not barefoot, you're overdressed for a boat."
"There’s nothing more exciting than a boat full of friends and an empty cooler."
"Life is better on a boat, especially with bad decisions and good friends."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat, and that’s pretty close."
"A bad day on the water is still better than a good day at work."
"Sailing: the fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while going nowhere."
"Just another day in paradise... on a boat, eating fish and drinking rum."
"I can’t imagine anything more important than a good education, and a great boat."
"Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Because they just wash up on shore!"
"Dear ocean, thank you for making me feel tiny, insignificant, and yet so alive."
"I like big boats and I cannot lie. You other sailors might deny."
"The only thing better than a boat is two boats."
"A sailor’s best friend is his wife; his second best is his boat."
"Water you doing? I'm just here on my boat!"
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day on the boat."
"The only thing that spills on my boat are drinks!"
"I went to buy a boat, but all I found was a huge disappointment at the dealership!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch on my boat."
"You know you're a sailor when the only alarm you need is your stomach growling."
"Why did the sailor bring a pencil to the boat? In case he got bored and wanted to draw the ocean!"
"Floating is my favorite form of meditation."
"A boat is like a relationship; it requires patience, a sense of humor, and occasional repairs."
"At the end of the day, all boats are sinkable; it’s the company that keeps us afloat."
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