25 result(s) for Funny Short Dog Quotes.
"My cats inspire me daily. Every morning they inspire me to get out of bed so I can feed them."
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
"I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can."
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
"If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life."
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"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
"To err is human – to forgive, canine."
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
"Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
"Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way."
"I loathe people who keep dogs that are bigger than themselves. It's like those women who marry men who are too short."
"I like dogs; you always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating."
"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."
"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. She will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it."
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"Every dog is a master of disguise."
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"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"I don't understand people who don't like dogs."
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
"No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog."
