25 result(s) for HR Dad Quotes.
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere."
"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick!"
"Have you heard about the new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
"Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable."
"What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato."
"I'm not sure what's tighter, our budget or my pants after Thanksgiving."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
"I just ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know which came first."
"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!"
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."
"Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school."
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"What’s a pirates favorite letter? You’d think it’d be R, but it be the C."
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator."
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!"
