109 result(s) for Funny Quotes On Dog Shirts.
"My dog is my favorite therapist."
"Paw-sitively adorable."
"Every dog has its day; my dog just has more days than the rest."
"I can't adult today; my dog needs me."
"My dog is a treasure; I just happen to be the human."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of my dog, asking him to love her."
"Life without a dog is like a broken pencil; pointless."
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"Dog hair, don't care!"
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"My dog thinks I'm a big deal."
"Four paws and a wagging tail: my favorite accessory."
"If you don't own a dog, at least one, what is your life even?"
"This shirt is about my dog, not you."
"No life is complete without a dog."
"My dog is my co-pilot."
"I've got 99 problems, but a dog ain't one."
"I like dogs more than people."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness never owned a dog."
"The best therapist has fur and four legs."
"Dogs are the universe’s way of saying 'I love you'."
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"My dog is my favorite accessory."
"Life is ruff, but so is my dog."
"If you don't talk to your dog about politics, you’re missing out."
"I can't understand why my dog thinks he is a lap dog."
"Not all heroes wear capes; some have fur."
"You had me at woof."
"My dog thinks I'm kind of a big deal."
"All you need is love... and a dog."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee and a dog."
"If I can't bring my dog, I'm not going."
"I love my dog more than I love most people."
"The only thing better than having you as my dog is having you as my best friend."
"Stay paw-sitive!"
"My dog is cuter than your boyfriend."
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"Every day is dog day."
"Barking mad is my favorite type of crazy."
"I’d rather be at home with my dog."
"Dogs are how people keep the animals out of their hearts smart."
"My dog is really the best roommate I’ve ever had."
"I can't help it. I'm pawsitively awesome!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky."
"My dog is my favorite comedian."
"I don't always bark at night, but when I do, it's for no reason."
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw."
"Life is ruff, but my dog thinks I’m pawsome!"
"I’m here to take naps and chase squirrels."
"The only thing better than a dog is a dog in a silly shirt."
"I'm just a pup living in a human's world."
"I would rather be with my dog than with most people."
"My therapist has four paws and a tail."
"Eat. Sleep. Bark. Repeat."
"I'm kind of a big deal in the dog park."
"If I fits, I sits."
"Paw-sitively fabulous!"
"Barking is my cardio."
"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you."
"Yes, I really do need all these dogs."
"Sorry, I can't. I have plans with my dog."
"Who let the dogs out? I did!"
"Find me where the wild things are... at home with my dog."
"If you don’t like dogs, you’re wrong."
"My dog loves me unconditionally. I just wish I could be that good at playing fetch."
"I can’t adult today. I’m going to hang out with my dog."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of her dog, asking him to love her."
"Who rescued who?"
"Life is ruff, but my dog makes it better."
"Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries.’"
"I'm only speaking to my dog today."
"My dog is cooler than your boyfriend."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"Keep calm and pet your dog."
"Behind every great dog is a person who’s pretty sure they’re in charge."
"Dog hair is my glitter."
"Love is a four-legged word."
"My dog is the reason I wake up every afternoon."
"Nothing makes me happier than a wagging tail."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised with a dog."
"All you need is love and a dog."
"If my dog doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either."
"I hope my dog thinks I’m a good person."
"Paw prints on my heart."
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
"My dog is my therapist."
"Life is ruff, but I’ve got a dog."
"I’m just here to pet all the dogs."
"Sorry, I can’t. My dog is waiting."
"Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them."
"If I can’t bring my dog, I’m not going."
"Every meal you make, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you."
"If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't either."
"My dog thinks I’m kind of a big deal."
"I’m on the dog diet: I only eat what my dog drops on the floor."
"Life is better with a dog."
"Dogs are my favorite people."
"I’m only talking to my dog today."
"Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog."
"A house is not a home without a dog."
"My dog is the boss of me."
"The more people I meet, the more I love my dog."
"In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog."
"When all else fails, hug the dog."
"The dog is the perfect friend; he never judges, never criticizes, always loves unconditionally."
"If you want a friend for life, get a dog."
"My dog is smarter than your honor student."
"I’m just a girl who loves her dog."
"Wag more, bark less."
"Dogs: because people suck."
"Pawsitively the best dog ever!"
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