119 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Her Apron.
"The only thing I cook is pasta. It's like the only thing I can do in the kitchen without setting anything on fire."
"Behind every great woman is a man who thinks he’s in charge."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness."
"I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"I can't cook, but I can make a mean reservation."
"Life is too short for bad coffee."
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"Cooking is not just about ingredients, recipes, and cooking. It's about harnessing imagination, empowerment, and creativity."
"Food is an essential part of a balanced diet."
"I have a kitchen, therefore I cook...sometimes."
"If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going."
"I might be a terrible cook, but I make a pretty good baker."
"Cooking is like a relationship: if you don't like it, change it."
"I didn't choose the apron life; the apron life chose me."
"Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably."
"Life is too short to skip dessert."
"I just don’t have time for cooking. I’m not a morning person, so breakfast is usually a rabbit food thing."
"I bake because punching people is frowned upon."
"My kitchen is my happy place."
"Cookery is not chemistry. It is an art. It requires instinct and taste rather than exact measurements."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
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"I wish I had a twin so I could see how I’d treat a twin."
"I only cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
"People who love to eat are always the best people."
"To know the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn’t have one."
"Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends."
"If at first, you don't succeed, order pizza."
"I don’t need an apron to look great in the kitchen."
"I kissed my cook, and now I’m cooking for two."
"Life is too short for low-quality food."
"A balanced diet is having a cupcake in each hand."
"It's not that I’m so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
"Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
"Never underestimate the power of a home-cooked meal."
"A recipe has no soul. You as the cook must bring soul to the recipe."
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"Life is what you bake of it."
"I’m not a chef; I’m just a very hungry person."
"Cooking is an art, but you eat it too."
"The secret ingredient is always love."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"Eat well, travel often."
"Let’s taco ‘bout how much I love cooking!"
"Life’s too short to skip dessert."
"The best meals are the ones we share together."
"Baking is love made visible."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"If the apron is on, the creativity is flowing."
"My cooking is fabulous. Even the smoke alarms cheer me on."
"The only thing I make for dinner is reservations."
"Cooking: A form of therapy that is dangerously tasty."
"I am on a diet. I just can’t remember where I put it."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"Life is too short for bad food. And bad aprons."
"You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco."
"If I were a vegetable, I’d be a 'cute-cumber.'"
"My apron is my cape and my kitchen is my fortress."
"Busy cooking? Not really, I’m just pretending to be a chef!"
"Good food, good mood."
"I don’t need an apron, I need a fire extinguisher!"
"I’d rather burn my dinner than have a boring meal."
"I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug!"
"I’m just here for the snacks."
"Not all who wander are lost; some are just looking for the snack table."
"You had me at chocolate."
"Cooking is like love; it requires a dash of spice and a pinch of salt!"
"I’m making a cake for my dog’s birthday. Don’t judge me."
"To me, the only thing that smells better than fresh-baked cookies is...none. There’s nothing that smells better."
"I enjoy cooking my family and my pets. Bon appétit!"
"My cooking is fabulous. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!"
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"In a perfect world, everyone would have exactly the same lifestyle. Then, you know, it would be perfect."
"The secret ingredient is always cheese."
"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
"You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake."
"I only have a kitchen because it came with the house."
"Food is like sex. You shouldn’t miss it if you get a chance."
"I wish I could be as thin as my patience."
"My cooking is 90% confidence and 10% skill."
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, order pizza."
"Eating cake is a piece of cake!"
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
"Cooking is therapy, and I’m a chef."
"Bake the world a better place!"
"Love and cooking are all about the right amounts of patience and spice!"
"I like hashtags because they look like waffles."
"I don’t need a recipe. I make things up as I go!"
"You're a great chef, but don't forget - a pinch of humor adds flavor!"
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
"The secret to a clean kitchen is a dirty takeout menu."
"If you can’t stand the heat, you’d better get out of the kitchen."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"The only thing I enjoy cooking is beans. I always get a great response from my friends."
"I only have to wash my apron if I win!"
"A messy kitchen is a sign of happiness."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I like my kitchen like I like my coffee: full of cream and sugar."
"The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it’s all that matters."
"Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not a taco."
"Eat cake. It's somebody's birthday somewhere."
"Cooking: how to create something from nothing and burn it in the process."
"Life is what you bake it."
"I’m on the 30-year plan to have a successful cooking career."
"The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once."
"Cooking is love made visible."
"Just because you’re a great cook doesn’t mean you should cook."
"Cooking is one of the great gifts you can give to those you love."
"A chef is an artist, a scientist, and a magician who creates the extraordinary from the ordinary."
"I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
"Good food is good mood!"
"Chop it like it’s hot!"
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