115 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Cheers.
"I don't care if you think I'm a bad person. I just want to be your friend and drink beer with you."
"Cheers to those who inspire us and don't even know it."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"I only drink to make other people seem interesting."
"I'm on the patch right now. I'm trying to quit drinking. It's a little scary, but I think I can do it with a little help."
"There’s no such thing as a bad drink, only bad company."
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"A good beer is a good time, and a good time deserves a good beer."
"The only thing better than a glass of bubbles is a bottle!"
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you limes, make margaritas!"
"Cheers! Because it’s always 5 o'clock somewhere!"
"I wish we could drink in the moonlight. We could bring a ton of drinks and chairs."
"Wine not? Life is too short to drink anything but the best!"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"Here's to those who don't have a drink in their hand. We assume you are sober!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a beer, and that's pretty close."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"The only way to enjoy a good wine is to take it slowly. Well, that and with a great meal!"
"Why limit happy to an hour?"
"Good friends and good wine equals great memories."
"There is a time for everything, and a time to drink is not one of them."
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"Drink wine, and you will not be bored."
"Always remember, there are two kinds of people in this world: those who drink, and those who are boring."
"It's a beautiful day for a drink!"
"A good friend will always stab you in the front."
"I only drink to prepare for my next hangover."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Age is just a number. It’s not where you start, it’s where you finish... and I’m finishing my drink!"
"The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk."
"Cheers to a long life and a happy one, a good wife and a faithful friend!"
"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who drink and those who go to their graves sober."
"I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a pint, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I would drink the wine of astonishment."
"We all know that alcohol is a depressant, but the truth is it’s also a great laugh."
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"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"Drinking before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic."
"A man can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time, it’s not a mistake, it’s a choice, especially when it comes to cocktails."
"Here’s to nights we won’t remember, with friends we won’t forget."
"I don’t have a drinking problem. I have a stopping problem."
"I’m on a see-food diet. I see food and I eat it... especially if it's paired with wine."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"Friends don’t let friends drink bad wine."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"I drink because I’m thirsty. For laughter."
"Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else."
"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"I drink to that!"
"I never drink water. That is the stuff that rusts pipes."
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is a second glass."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"In wine, there is wisdom; in beer, there is freedom; in water, there is bacteria."
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline."
"To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the inner music that words make."
"There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved by the appropriate level of cocktail."
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"A man walks into a bar. And then he walks into another bar. And then he walks into another bar. And then they don't let him back in."
"The best beer is the one you’re drinking right now."
"When in doubt, drink more wine."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemy."
"I used to think drinking was a good idea. Then I discovered it was an even better idea to stop."
"A good glass of wine can be a great personal experience, but a great bottle can also be a shared experience."
"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice."
"I'm on the patch. I’m on the ‘not drinking’ patch, which is just an alcohol sweat. It’s beautiful."
"The worst mistake you can make is to let people think you are normal."
"If you can't remember my name, just say 'champagne'."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"Life is too short to be taken seriously."
"Cheers! May your hats fly high and your drinks never dry."
"Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"I only drink to much when I'm alone or with somebody."
"Cheers to those who inspire us and don’t even know it."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is two glasses of wine."
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems!"
"I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. Drunks go to parties."
"If drinking is wrong, I don’t want to be right!"
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"The best beer is the beer you drink with friends."
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol."
"In wine, there is truth."
"A cocktail a day keeps the doctor away."
"There’s no such thing as too much fun."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"In wine, there's truth. In beer, there's strength. In water, there are bacteria."
"I like my wine like I like my women: ready to pass out."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"A man is like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others."
"Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it."
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"The bartender is the only person who can say your drinking habits are a 'code of conduct.'"
"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can go to the fridge and put away one or two cold ones."
"If you're looking for a friend, get a dog. If you're looking for a drink, get a bartender."
"The first step to becoming a sommelier is learning how to pronounce the word 'sommelier.'"
"If you can't drink it, don't serve it!"
"I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"Good friends, good food, good times, and a little bad booze – the perfect recipe for a good night!"
"There is no such thing as too much beer. Different flavors, different stories!"
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If it hands you limes, grab tequila and salt!"
"A balanced diet is a beer in each hand."
"The difference between a glass of wine and a bottle of wine is a 'glass of wine.'"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Some people should not be allowed to drink, and I can’t help but agree. Just not to drink alone!"
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