133 result(s) for Ernest T. Bass Quotes.
"I’m gonna have to go home and get a bite to eat. Can you lend me a dime for a burger?"
"You know why I’m here? I came to get a lady. I’m lookin’ for a lady. Well, I found one and I’m gonna get her!"
"Now you listen to me, you flatfoot! I’m gonna take a break and quit goin’ around trying to make myself respectable! I’ll do what I wanna do!"
"I’m gonna climb that tree and I’m gonna get me some of your apples!"
"You don’t look so good. You look like you’ve been burnin’ the candle at both ends!"
"You know what I can do? I can make a real big noise!"
"Why don’t you just take a long walk off a short pier?"
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"If they ever make me a deputy, I’ll be the best deputy there ever was!"
"You know, you’re not just my friend. You’re like a brother to me!"
"I’m as mad as a hornet and twice as dangerous!"
"You think you can just come into my life and tell me what to do?"
"I’m a model citizen! Just ask anyone!"
"You don’t have to be a genius. You just have to be yourself!"
"I don’t care what other people think! I’m gonna be me!"
"You better watch out! You never know when I’ll show up!"
"I can’t help it if I’m a little bit quirky!"
"Just because I’m different doesn’t mean I’m not normal!"
"I’ll tell you what I think, and I won’t hold back!"
"You don’t tell Ernest T. Bass what to do!"
"Life’s too short to play it safe all the time!"
"You just wait until I get my hands on that automobile!"
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"How dare you question my authority?"
"I’ve got my eyes on you! You can count on that!"
"When I’m around, there’s never a dull moment!"
"They don’t make trouble-makers like me anymore!"
"You think you’re tough? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!"
"I’m the wild card in this town, and I don’t plan to change!"
"You can't catch me. I'm too fast for you!"
"I ain't afraid of you. You don't scare me!"
"I got my own plan. And it don't include you!"
"I just need to give the world a little shake-up!"
"I'm gonna tell you how it is, no holds barred!"
"The fun just never stops around here!"
"I reckon I can beat you at your own game!"
"I'm not the problem. The problem's all around me!"
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"Who says I can't do what I want?"
"I'm a little firecracker, just watch me explode!"
"You want to have some fun? Just let me be me!"
"I’m just misunderstood, that’s all!"
"Let’s have a little mischief, shall we?"
"I don’t fit in a mold, and that’s my charm!"
"Why follow the rules when you can make your own?"
"Life’s too short for boring!"
"I’m not just a troublemaker; I’m a creator of excitement!"
"They’ll never see me coming!"
"I'm ready to rattle some cages!"
"Who’s ready for an adventure?"
"I don't want your permission to have fun!"
"The world needs more mischief-makers like me!"
"You can’t change a wild spirit like mine!"
"I’m just a little bit crazy, and that’s the way I like it!"
"Every day is a new chance to stir up some fun!"
"Don't underestimate the power of an unpredictable heart!"
"I'm gonna kick your teeth in!"
"I don't care if you have to carry me out of here! I'm not leaving!"
"If you don’t like the way I’m doing things, you can take a hike!"
"I’s not a man of the world – I’s a man of the woods!"
"I've never met a man who could keep me down!"
"Y’all forgot who you’re dealing with! I’m an outlaw!"
"I’m just a lonely little man with a lot of blue in my soul."
"Well, I've got my own ideas about how to get things done."
"What do y’all think is gonna happen? I’m Ernest T. Bass!"
"A man can only take so much! I won't be pushed around!"
"You got a real live one here, boys!"
"They don’t know nothin’ about me!"
"You can’t have no fun without a little trouble!"
"I’m like a bad penny; I always turn up!"
"I aims to be the best there ever was!"
"Why should I worry when trouble always finds me?"
"You gotta see it to believe it!"
"You are not in my league!"
"I’ll not tolerate meddling in my affairs!"
"The world’s a big place, and I want my share!"
"I've got the spirit of a friend and the heart of a lion!"
"I've been barkin' up the wrong tree!"
"Ain’t nobody gonna tell me what to do!"
"It’s a wild world out there, and I’m the king of it!"
"Sometimes you gotta stir the pot!"
"You think I’m just a fool? I’ll show ya!"
"Well, I ain't gonna sit and watch you burn up my little ole town!"
"I'm a wild man, but I'm not a bad man."
"I don't care what you say. This is my town too!"
"I just want to be in the center of the action!"
"I know a good thing when I see it, and you're one of 'em!"
"You can't catch a man like me!"
"It's a free country! I can do what I want!"
"I got a right to be ornery!"
"I'm not your average run-of-the-mill boy!"
"I like to stir things up a bit!"
"Don't go messin' with me!"
"I'm as good a citizen as you've got in this town!"
"I'm here to cause a commotion!"
"You won't find no one like me 'round here!"
"I don't take kindly to people puttin' me down!"
"When I want something, I go get it!"
"Don't you underestimate the power of Ernest T. Bass!"
"I'm just being me!"
"I can do anything I set my mind to!"
"I'm a force to be reckoned with!"
"This town is ripe for some excitement!"
"If you're gonna live in this town, you'd better get used to me!"
"I'm not here to be your friend; I'm here to shake things up!"
"You think you know chaos? You ain't seen nothin' yet!"
"Every day is a new chance to make a splash!"
"I'm the best thing that's happened to this town in years!"
"You can try to stop me, but it'll be a bumpy ride!"
"I'm going to be a hiccup in your plans!"
"You call this a home? It ain't no home; it's a mausoleum!"
"Dirt, dirt, dirt. I've had it with dirt!"
"Y'all can laugh if y'wan't, but I see a future in pig farming!"
"I don't care what you say. I know what I know!"
"You don’t need a license to go fishing, but you need one to catch a fish!"
"For a penny, I’d knock your head off!"
"I love this little town! Where did you all come from?"
"I’m like a feather in the wind. I'm just floating through this life!"
"You can't make me do nothing! I'm my own man!"
"I’ve got a right to live my own life!"
"I ain’t no chicken! I’m a full-grown rooster!"
"You can’t keep a good man down — or a good Ernest!"
"To me, the only good hair is shiny hair!"
"I think I make a mighty fine bobber!"
"You all make me sick! I ain't going to put up with it!"
"People are too serious these days!"
"You think I’m crazy? Well, I’m just a little off the beaten path."
"You can't build a wall without a few blocks!"
"I’m just looking for a place to bee!"
"I got a mind like a steel trap!"
"It's tough being me, but somebody's got to do it!"
"Why would I want to take orders? I’m too cute for that!"
"Don't make me unleash my wild side!"
"The grass is always greener on the other side, but I prefer it green over here!"
"You can paint the sky, but you can’t paint me!"
"I’m not just a character; I’m a masterpiece!"
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