134 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Rocks.
"You rock, but the facts are that it's just another rock star with a bunch of bad puns."
"A rock is a hard place, but if you throw it hard enough, it turns into a solid joke."
"If you can't change your rocks, change the way you laugh at them."
"Rocks are like molasses — slow moving, but they always catch up to you. Especially if you use them as a doorstop."
"I told my friend to stop hanging around with rocks... but he just said he was boulder than ever."
"A rock may be hard, but it still has a soft side if you know how to tickle it."
"Why do rocks never get lost? Because they always follow the boulder ahead!"
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"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already, and all I've got left is a rock!"
"What did the rock say to the boulder? 'You crack me up!'"
"I once tried to play hide and seek with a rock, but it was just too stoney."
"When life gives you rocks, line them up and make a funny castle!"
"Rocks are the silent companions who never interrupt your 'stony' conversations."
"Why did the rock become a comedian? Because it was tired of being the punchline!"
"I’m rock solid in my beliefs, but even I can take a joke now and then."
"What does a rock listen to in the car? Heavy metal!"
"Life is a rock concert — and I just want to be the portion that rolls!"
"If only rocks could talk, their puns would be boulder than anyone else’s."
"Do you want to hear a joke about rocks? I don't think it will hit you quite as hard."
"I'd tell you a great rock joke, but it’s a little too stony cold."
"You can never give up on a rock; they always know how to roll with it!"
"Rocks might not be that bright, but boy do they know how to make you laugh!"
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"Life is full of rocks, make sure you find your bouldering partner!"
"Why did the geologist break up with the rock? Because it took her for granite!"
"Every rock has its day — especially when they are blasted!"
"How do rocks feel about being laughed at? It’s a stone-cold reality!"
"You can’t shake hands with a rock, but you can still give it a round of applause."
"There’s nothing like a good laugh — it’s the pebble that keeps rolling forward."
"I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something."
"If you think rocks are boring, you should try taking a closer look. You might find they have a lot of interesting stories to tell."
"I broke my rocks into smaller pieces, and now they're just gravelly memories."
"Why did the rock break up with the mountain? It found someone flatter."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me."
"I told my friend that I couldn't make it to the Stone Age party. He said it'd be a boulder!"
"Rocks don’t have to be boring; they can be real gem of a thing!"
"I used to have a handle on life, but then I got a rock in my shoe."
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"Life is a rock concert and I'm a rock star in my own world."
"I went to a rock concert, and the rocks were just sitting there. Very disappointing!"
"I tried to start a geology club, but it really went to pieces."
"Why do rocks never get into arguments? They just want to get along and be boulders."
"I wanted to build a stone wall, but I just ended up stoned."
"Why do geologists make terrible friends? They always take you for granite."
"Rock collecting is a great hobby, but it can be quite a boulder to carry around."
"It’s hard to rock the boat when you're such a heavy stone."
"I told my friend I could lift any rock. He said, 'That's a tall claim unless it's a pebble!'"
"Rocks are the original comedians; they always have a solid punchline."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure whether to throw stones or not."
"Rocks are fine, but they make for terrible conversation; they always just sit there."
"I threw a rock at my friend's feet to show my appreciation. He didn't take it so well."
"Why did the rock get a job at the bank? Because it was good at managing boulders!"
"Being around rocks is like being with true friends; they just stay put!"
"I went hiking and got lost. I guess I wasn't rock solid on my directions!"
"Why do geologists enjoy nature? Because it rocks!"
"Rock and roll is great, but sometimes I just enjoy a good rock too!"
"Life can be rough, but I guess that’s just the way the rocks roll!"
"I told my rock that it was time to move on. It said, 'Not today, I'm feeling very sedimentary!'"
"I told my therapist about my obsession with rocks. He said it was a solid problem."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for rocks! They are way more fun to throw."
"You know you are a rock collector when your hiding place for valuables is an old sock full of rocks!"
"Why do rocks never get lost? Because they always follow the pebbles!"
"I took my rock collection to a party. It was a real boulder of fun!"
"There’s a fine line between a pebble and a rock. It’s called a ‘rock-solid’ decision!"
"Some people bring flowers to a party; I bring rocks. For me, it's a stony tradition!"
"I have a rock that’s kind of special to me — it’s my pet rock; it doesn’t bark, it doesn’t bite, and it’s always there for me."
"Why are rocks so good at making decisions? They always take their time to ponder!"
"If you think you’re having a bad day, just remember, rocks are literally stuck in one place for millions of years!"
"I once fell for a girl who liked rocks. Our relationship really had its ups and downs!"
"Rocks are the only thing that doesn’t weigh you down when you carry them in your heart."
"What do you call a rock that never sleeps? A ‘boulder’ of energy!"
"Rocks are like teenagers; they think they know everything, but they just sit there."
"Some days I just want to rock and roll. Other days, I prefer to just roll."
"You know you’re in love when you don’t care if they are as hard as a rock."
"My friend said he doesn’t believe in love at first sight, he believes in love at first rock."
"I tried to start a rock band, but they all insisted on staying still!"
"Why are geologists so good at relationships? Because they're great at handling rocky situations!"
"When I grow up, I want to be like a rock—always strong and never afraid to stand my ground!"
"Every rock has its day, and today is mine to shine!"
"Don't let life grind you down; be like a rock, and engrave your own path!"
"Rocks don't judge; they just sit there and take it all in."
"When rocks band together, it’s a smashing good time!"
"Rocks are the original home bodies – they never want to leave!"
"Rock stars may shine, but rocks are the real stars of the earth!"
"I told my rock not to roll, but it just didn't listen."
"Every time I see a rock, I wonder what it would say if it could talk. Probably just sit there silently."
"What did the rock say to the tree? You're a little too rooted for my taste!"
"Rocks are just like my ex. They're stubborn and can't be moved."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see a rock and I eat it! Kidding, I just trip over them."
"Why did the rock go to school? Because it wanted to be a little boulder!"
"There's a fine line between a rock and a hard place. It's called humor."
"If you can’t laugh at rocks, then I feel sorry for you. They make great punchlines!"
"Rocks don’t roll, they just rock and let roll!"
"Did you hear about the rock that won the lottery? It finally became a boulder!"
"If rocks could talk, they would probably complain about all the trouble we cause them."
"What do you call a rock that never rolls? A sedentary stone!"
"I'm like a rock: solid and dependable, just don’t expect me to move too fast!"
"Why do rocks never get lost? Because they always take a boulder path!"
"I have a rock collection. It's quite grounding!"
"You rock! And I don’t mean the kind that breaks windows."
"If life gives you rocks, throw them right back and demand chocolate!"
"A rock’s favorite exercise? Self-stone! You just sit there."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m rock solid!"
"How do you make a rock laugh? You tickle its funny bone!"
"Why do rocks look so good? Because they take the time to polish themselves!"
"I'm not saying I'm a rock star, but I did once throw a rock at a star!"
"Why don’t rocks tell secrets? They’d rather be boulders!"
"Sometimes I just want to skip rocks and forget about my problems... or at least try to!"
"Never take a rock for granted. You never know when it might get stoned!"
"Rocks can’t feel, but if they could, they would certainly feel the pressure!"
"If everyone had to pick a favorite rock, mine would be 'a boulder'. It seems to have a lot of weight to it!"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Why do geologists always have a great time? Because they make rocks feel like a party!"
"Rock, paper, scissors? I think I’ll just stick with rocks. They don’t disappoint."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it, but rocks? I just ponder them."
"Rocks are just the universe's way of being lazy. Just sitting around all day!"
"Life is a rock concert, and you are the rock. Just don’t be a paperweight!"
"I could tell a geology joke, but it’s really too rough."
"I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something, just like rocks pondering."
"Rock music can’t die; it’s made of rocks!"
"Geology rocks! I mean, what else could it do?"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but rocks just sit there and watch."
"You can’t always get what you want, unless you want a rock."
"Rocks never change. They're the same boring old stones day in and day out!"
"Why did the rock break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't take her for granite!"
"When life gives you rocks, throw them back and say, 'That wasn’t very funny!'"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch—just like a rock!"
"Rock out like a stone—stay grounded!"
"Why was the rock bad at relationships? Because it was too hard!"
"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity rocks. It’s impossible to put down!"
"Why was the rock always so calm? Because it couldn’t roll with the punches."
"I tried to take a picture of a rock, but it just wouldn’t pose!"
"A philosopher's favorite type of music? Rock 'n’ roll—because they love to ponder stones!"
"Never take life for granite; it's more than just a rock!"
"Rocks never hash out their problems, they just weather them."
"What's a rock's favorite game? Boulders and ladders!"
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